Necrochatamancy

Necrochatamancy is the act or practice of reviving a dead chat that you had completely forgotten about. It is brought about either through making everyone aware that you have not spoken for months or by sending a rather dank meme and ignoring the fact that no one even wants the chat to exist. Necrochatamany was an activity turned competition sometime in March 2020. Although the origins are not completely known, we can assume someone texted in a dead chat, thereby reviving it. Necrochatamancy is practiced to this day, and chances are that every month or so you'll see someone pull it off and bring an old group of people back together for the sake of curiosity, or to achieve the state of "not bored." You know you have achieved a successful necrochatamancy when your phone will not shut up and you realize what a mistake you made.

Example 1
Person 1: "This chat has risen from the grave to terrify my notifications."
Person 2: "Aha! A successful necrochatamancy."

Example 2
Person 1: "I feel very alone right now and I just found this old group chat... might as well revive it for some form of entertainment. Don't you just love necrochatamancy."

Example 3
Person 1: "I have a new favorite sport! It's called necrochatamancy."
Person 2: "Dude... what the fuck is that?"
Person 1: "'Tis the art of reviving dead group chats for maximum terror."
Person 2: "Uhh, that's not a sport Kevin."
Person 1: "Clearly you've never done it before. Reviving chats is a deadly sport"

by sadibird November 18, 2020

Negroach

A mix between "Negro" and "Roach"

A dusty, scrub ass nigga.

Endearing or Offensive, depending upon usage and user, but mostly just funny.

Negroach: "Hey, Girl, can I get yo number?"
Girl: "Yea right, back up, Negroach!"

"Get up and brush that nappy ass hair Negroach, take a shower and change your clothes, we got shit to do today!"

Nigga1: "Where you goin lookin all fresh, my nigga?"
Nigga2: "To the club wit some bitches, and you can't go Negroach!"

by JGSR November 15, 2007

necrochondriac

A goth, vampire wannabe or other fake undead wanker

necro = dead
chondriac - from hypochondriac

One who prettends they are dead, to the point of belief.

Characterized by dark clothing, white face makeup with black lipstick and eye makeup, usually sporting cross or wannabe satanic jewelry, coffin-themed acessories, etc.

Look at those Ann Rice-loving tossers! Bunch of necrochondriac fucks! HEY! You're not black sheep, you're sheep in black!

by Dr. Badwrench July 11, 2006

Necrobation

the grim and frostbitten doings of the necroyeti as he bloodlustfully praises satans unholy allmightyness in the woods at midnight.

the necroyetti necrobated on the norweigen mountain of yesiadhusduef.

by Kyla April 1, 2005

Necroacrobacaphilla

To have sex with a dead person in acrobatic poses

Wow your dad is a true Necroacrobacaphillac

by Duman November 25, 2007

Necromachy

From the Greek (Necros = dead; Mache = fight). Literally: Fighting with the dead.

Reading my philosophy homework last night, I suddenly found myself engaged in religious Necromachy -- it was either Jesus or Nietzsche, and somebody was going to get killed!

by Tim Crutcher and Brint Montgomery February 12, 2007

necrobitch

The embodiment of some evil shit that Bruce Campbell (The Master of the Universe) periodically takes on. Necrobitches result from dumb teenagers (and heros who mispronounce words like "nicto"...) playing tape recorders that summon Evil Candarian Demons. Hobbies include swallowing souls, scratching their boyfriends with their fake plastic nails, tearing up S-Mart, and destroying mankind.

"necrobitch "
"I'll swallow your soul!"
"You found me beautiful once."
"We're going to get you."

by Carmen Martinez February 20, 2009