Negatively-necessary

Something, someone, or some event that is so unnecessary that it becomes necessary.
It is effectively a way of allowing you to be a total dick, for no reason, and when questioned about your unnecessary outburst you can shrug it off as being negatively-necessary.
Negatively-necessary is in fact negatively-necessary itself.

Example 1
Marcus 'Wtf Ben why did you draw that dick and label it Marcus, what did I ever do to you?'
Richard 'Yeah dude, that was totally unnecessary.'
Ben 'It was so unnecessary it was negatively-necessary.'
Marcus 'Oh, fairplay.'

Example 2
Unnecessary censorship has become so unnecessary it is now necessary for entertainment, unnecessary censorship is negatively-necessary.

by BCCOKFCUK June 9, 2009

necessary items

a briefcase of money and a briefcase of drugs.

When I move out of a place I only take the necessary items.

by rulin June 3, 2005

necessary

Something that is compulsory or mandatory in nature.

An action that needs to be taken

* It is not necessary for Ryan to lick my ass.

* I find it necessary to use sexual slang at least every other sentence. It makes me look mature...

by LJones September 3, 2005

wigger necessary

When white people have to use black people products cause its only made for black people

white guy #1- " dude whats up with the black guy on your razor bump stopper, are you a wigger or something? "

White guy #2- " oh, its cause i get razor bumps on my head from shaving it and they only make this stuff for black guys... its totally wigger necessary. "

by steverweeeeee December 14, 2008

necessary bullshit

The total and utter nonsense that you yourself don't believe, but will appease your college/university professors in an essay.

Dude, that passage on new age hyperrealism is the necessary bullshit I need to ace that English essay!

by Nuju April 27, 2010

necessary

Everything in the past, including war was necessary, because it existed. This does not mean to say that it is necessary now or in the future.

People started to realize the basic game center could move to life support instead of death support and it was now necessary to work for only 6 hours per year instead of the current 2,000, to support war mongers.

by fred ressler January 15, 2008

Necessary

A word you say on a daily bases, but don't know how to spell

Mark: Hey, how do you spell "Necessary"

John: N-E-S-S-E-C-A-R-Y

Mark: Thanks

by Bananman1234 October 29, 2020