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Neapolitan Tan

AKA neapolitan sunburn or simply neapolitan burn, where there are three distinct shades of colour on one's body where sunburn has affected it, thus creating brown, pink and white shades. Occurs mostly on the back of the legs.
Hey did you get a load of Andy's sunburn?

Yeah he was left with a pretty epic neapolitan tan
by burnt as hell February 1, 2010
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Netaphor

When internet glitches or error messages mimic religion, philosophy or other concepts from real life.
That error message said I should "contact the 'Web Master' and tell him what I've done wrong to cause it" just like some 'netaphor' for confession, Dude!
by Ornatus Horrificus November 3, 2010
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nebay

Nebay is a fun friend. He likes to joke around with ppl, and is shy to ppl he doesn’t know yet. But when he gets to know you, he goes crazy.
by anonymous June 24, 2021
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nepbaptism

The first moment you blatantly use your genealogy to your advantage.
Remember when Bill Clinton's half-brother Roger hosted Saturday Night Live? One hell of a nepbaptism.
by Mike P. Grant Esq. March 27, 2007
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nenaphram

(ni-na_fram)
someone who does dumb things or who's not very smart
dude why do u have 2 be a nenaphram!!
by Ary aka mz cotton candy March 4, 2008
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NECAP

New England Common Assessment Program

A waste of your time, something in which you usually just circle bubbles to get it over with as fast as possible.

Not Everyone Cares About stupid-things-that-test-how-dumb-you-are-programs
Wow that NECAP was a joke. Who cares about making the school look bad. If it means not having to try on a test. I'm in!
by Leland Gray May 20, 2010
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East Lansing Neapolitan

This is when a woman who is on her period has her vagina shat in, fucked, spooged in, and ate out. In that order.
by TaintStain May 8, 2008
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