Narpy

An adjective used to describe the uberwealthy offspring of the worlds richest families. Typically educated in a Swiss boarding school but still prefers to ski in Verbier over Gstaad.

Will have memberships at Annabel's, 5 Hertford Street, Soho House, etc.

Probably attenda Regents or LSE.

True NARPs would never be caught dead at Nobu post 2017.

"I saw this narpy guy at 5H, wearing open walks and smoking mango juul pods, he's the one."

"Some narpy hyena dropped his black card in front of me at 1 OAK, honestly a pathetic attempt at a pick up... he was wearing a Nautilus though."

by GstaadGuy April 23, 2019

Damn Near

Almost but not quite

I damn near cut off my finger.

by Claydaman April 13, 2011

nearhater

Nearhater is a tiktok user who dedicates an ungodly amount of their time to slandering the fictional character Nate River from the popular series Death Note. Their takes are very well thought out, and they have an amazing sense of humor.

I used to like near until nearhater opened my eyes to the truth.

by averagekurapikaenjoyer March 9, 2021

Near Bother

Irish colloquialism. Popularised by residents of the town of Trim, Co. Meath. No bother. To have no worries or problems about one's self

Felix: What's the formation?
T-Bo: Ahh, near bother to ya
Wiggles: wulla wulla wulla

by FelixInTheBigCity January 11, 2009

neapolitan penis

When someone circumcised and has a dark skinned penis, but the tip of the penis is pink; thus looking like a Neapolitan ice cream sandwhich.

Man that guy Andy really has a Neapolitan penis. A tri-colored shaft.

by Mesoss March 18, 2014

nearabout

near, nearly. Portmanteau of "near" and "about".

I was driving down in southern California, nearabout Calexico and the border. But that was nearabout a year ago.

by ThewQuey August 26, 2012

Neapolitan poop worm

The result of having unprotected anal sex with three women and squeezing a three layered poop worm out of your penis.

I’d like to get a Neapolitan poop worm from Freddie, Carly and the blonde one!

by Uncle Charlie69 May 2, 2021