Cuz-nuzzler

Someone who gets very intermit with his cousin.

Jim: “That guy married his cousin”.
Tom: “Wow! I did not know he was a cuz-nuzzler”.

by TannedBrick June 8, 2018

douche nozzlery

The act of participating in douche nozzle related activities (ie. behavior transcending common insults)

I don't like that Toad guy.

Why not.

Eh, hes up to some douche nozzlery.

by David878 January 12, 2007

wombat nuzzler

A Wombat nuzzler is a breed of moonbat, with a distinctive combination of ecofascism, buddhism, anti-Semitism, dhimmitude, and psuedoscience. Unlike the common moonbat, who usually expresses one of these traits at a time, the wombat nuzzler displays all these qualities simultaneously when threatened.

I was out on a date with this hot girl. We were eating cooscoos, then a car back-fired or something. She suddenly began screaming, saying,"And Buddha-love-no-think-non-mind will kill the bushitler-sympathizer crypto-Jew Bill Gates if his nazi SUVs keep killing Palestinian bushbabies in the BIGGEST INFANTICDAL HOLOCAUST SINCE THE 2000 ELECTION!" Why do I keep dating crazy fucking wombat nuzzlers?

by pookleblinky November 29, 2004

shizzle be nazzle

something big fat white guys think black guys say

What is this rapper saying? Shizzle be nazzle? WTF?

by Spanky July 9, 2003

nipple nuzzler

These pre-human creatures are usually 1 week to 3 months. Above 3 months they're frequently referred to as nipple biters! Nipple nuzzlers are selfish and manipulative little creatures that routinely steal a man's prized toys. They make silly little sounds that human females emulate but that make no sense. Nipple Nuzzlers are members of the sub-species "pleasure interruptis". They are known to make extremely loud bellowing sounds or give off odors that are extremely noxious at very inconvenient times. Unless these creatures are properly placed into development hibernation there will never be peace in the house again. The cuteness is only a front to allow them to gain a hold on the human female. Once that happens it's YEARS to eradicate the infestation!

How about we put the Nipple Nuzzler in his crib, turn off the bellow box and go to our room to play for a little while?

by Grumpy Grandpa August 21, 2014

nozzler

A direct descendant of "douche". Realistically referring to the nozzle from which the douche-water is sprayed from. This is an insulting term basically saying that the nozzler in question is not even worthy of being the douche, douche-bag, or the douche water.

"That guy is being a total nozzler".

"Those drunken jackasses up there are being complete nozzlers".

Great with combos!

"Don't be such a chotch nozzler."

by K_Money_GT November 14, 2005

Nazzers

Nazzers or Nazzer – Initially brought into being by the internationally renowned grindcore band Fuck Up Nations is a commonly used phrase among a particular group of individuals; namely, the band’s fans.
The word Nazzers can be used in virtually any context and form. The meaning, conversely, remains relatively consistent. That is: He, she, that, something, etc is akin to that of the malevolence Nazzers supposedly possesses. Or in some cases, Nazzers can additionally mean: He who is a disciple of the Dark Lord. On the contrary, Nazzers can also mean: He who repels the Dark Lord’s rule in the name of Nazzers.

Due to the band’s international popularity growth among notably intellectuals, Nazzers has recently been added to an underground German dictionary as: Nëzeirs

That is Nazzer
He is Nazzers
She is Nazzered
They are Nazzer
Fuck Nazzers
To my surprise, Nazzer...
Nazzer, his reaction was..
Common Nazzer guitar riffs include..
I love my Nazzers

by DJ Sonetti July 5, 2007