Nature's Lube

Refers to using shit as lube for anal sex. Typically the receiver with eat food which causes as mushy dump (that kind that takes nine rolls of toilet paper to wipe clean). Rather than wiping, the receiver will leave the remaining shit as is and have the giver insert their penis, using the shit as lube. In some cases, the receiver will cut the shit short, increasing the remaining fecal matter / lube.

We were all out of lube last night, so Sonia just took a dump without wiping and then I fucked her up the ass using nature's lube.

by KY Rider December 16, 2008

nature's pubes

sprouts (of any kind) added to the top of a meal or dish (usually sandwiches or salads) which resemble, in form, a mound of pubic hair

dude ordering a salad: "hey, why dont you toss my salad with a little of nature's pubes?"
hombre making it: "how bout a splooge of ranch to top it all off?"

by scroaty g November 2, 2012

nature's call

the need to use the toilet

I awoke to nature's call in the middle of the night.

by Light Joker January 22, 2007

nature's rubix cube

the clitoris.

"It took awhile, but i ended up solving the most difficult puzzle in the world last night."

"and what was that?"

"Nature's rubix cube."

by J-Ray35 January 18, 2009

nature's pocket

Known as many things but most commonly refered to as the butt.

Just remember Tyler, if you get cold put your hands in Nature's pocket.

by Eric Thomas p March 2, 2008

Nature’s condom

When u take the banana out of its peel and replace it with ur penis. Thus u have ur dick in a banana peel.

Like ma homemade fleshlight

Oh u mean nature’s condom

by Ser poohole December 27, 2019

Nature’s Tylenol

Taking a shit and rubbing one out after. Two natural things a guy does to feel better.

Pat woke up with the worst hangover so AJ and the boys suggested he take some of Nature’s Tylenol to feel better

by Not Chiefsaholic June 15, 2023