nastygram

An Internet posting or e-mail which shows up a company for being unable to meet any deadlines it publicises.

Source: http://www.ezboard.com/wp/?p=15

Because I get nastygrams every time I give out a date by which something is going to be done, I am only going to say that this is the order in which we will work on development of new cool stuff.

by Captain Blue September 18, 2008

nastygram

An Internet posting or e-mail which shows up a company for being unable to meet any deadlines it publicises.

Because I get nastygrams every time I give out a date by which something is going to be done, I am only going to say that this is the order in which we will work on development of new cool stuff.

by Captain Blue September 17, 2008

Nastygram

An angry insultive missive.

She sent him a nastygram after seeing him kiss another girl.

by Dartistic June 16, 2018

nastygrab

Touching something directly after ejaculating on one's hand, in order to make someone elses object nasty.

He nastygrabbed my doorknob while i was sleeping, and I woke up to a sticky surprise

by The Meez November 28, 2006

nastigram

A memo, letter, or note describing your displeasure with someone, or something which will usually contain expletives and derogatory remarks declaring your indignatations and scathing rebukes.
- In England use "nastigramme" - looks official to me

I had sent a nastigram to my vendor, because of their consistant larthgic attitude to my reasonable purchase orders. Then I had to update my spell-checker because shit was not listed as a suggested word.

by chuck price May 24, 2006

nasty gram

An e-mail written in a tone that is confrontational. It is often petty and lacking in tact. A nasty gram can be venomous, incendiary, and/or hateful as well.

Jeff didn't have the balls to talk to me so instead he sent me a nasty gram.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

NastyJDAM

An explosive or otherwise incendiary nastygram precisely directed at a small group of its wide blast radius of 100+ bcc's. Capable of leveling an entire office building's morale.

After weeks of Tom and Peter leaving the whiteboard unerased, Kristine dropped a NastyJDAM on the entire department's listserv to express her displeasure.

by Pierogi11 August 10, 2019