Narnia gay

So far in the closet, you're in Narnia.

Look at that guy eyeing me up like that, he's such a Narnia gay...

by Psychemaster March 7, 2007

the chronic of narnia

legendary weed that is supposed to be so potent, that you are stoned in one hit. many search for it, but no one has reported finding it. described as having so many red-hairs, that it looks like a lions mane

Spicolli: dude, I think I found the chronic of narnia!
Bro: naw dude, it was just good jamacian stuff, but keep trying

by swampthing69 May 3, 2009

For Narnia

something you say while traveling to or entering somewhere, usually while running with a pretend sword in the air

Guy 1: Time to head for my Mother's Funeral.
Guy 2: (running off to the car) FOR NARNIA!

by joecwild March 7, 2010

Going to Narnia

When a female's breasts are so large that you could stick your head in between them and have your whole head disappear. When your head disappears, it ends up in Narnia.

"Whoa that girl could take me to Narnia."
"I'm going to get to go to Narnia tonight."
"I'm going to Narnia later today."

by Diz-E (DumplinG) May 29, 2008

Queen of Narnia

a gay guy who's so far in the closet (or wardrobe!) that he's in Narnia.

I can't believe that he hasn't come out to you yet--what a Queen of Narnia!

by margaretcostello July 25, 2006

narnia

A magical land created by C.S. Lewis. Populated by talking animals and mythical creatures, and sometimes visited by humans.

"Where were you?"
"Oh, I just skipped off through the wardrobe for a quick visit to Narnia."

by Katy December 26, 2003

Narnia Holiday

A Narnia Holiday is when your boyfriend sends you away somewhere because he has people visiting him who do not know he is gay. That way he gets to stay in the closet.

My boyfriend had his mother visting him so he sent me on a narnia holiday at my mates place for the week.

by SpI August 30, 2015