Narcolism

A disease that makes you instantly retarted and can never be undone, once you get it you can never get rid of it. Narcolism makes you dumb, say stupid things and act out. You also get into dumb arguments that are not relevant to the topic

guy what the hell is he doing
guy 2 I don’t know he probably has narcolism

by That guy05 April 24, 2018

naralis

Naralis will just be nice to you at first but then when you get to know her she got a big ass head.

Naralis- Big ass head eating McDonald’s in Florida

by Naralis May 3, 2021

Narkalism

A disease that makes you instantly retarted and can never be undone, once you get it you can never get rid of it. Narkalism makes you dumb, say stupid things and makes you act out. You also get into really dumb arguments that are not relevant to the topic

guy hey what the hell is he doing
other guy I don’t know it looks like he has narkalism

by That guy05 January 4, 2018

narcadism

A religion based on the soul act of urinating in someone else's shoe while reading bible verses.

Homo: wanna join the religion known as narcadism.
PAPA: what in the hell is that.
Homo: ill show u *pulls out bible*
Homo: *starts urinating in shoe*

by linguini noodle February 26, 2018

Nargasm

Nargasm (nar-ga-sim) noun: Feeling of complete bliss due to creative enlightenment. (2) nargasmic-adj.: Denoting a feeling of nargasm.

Oh, you just made me get a nargasm.

by The Original Nargasm June 16, 2010

navalism

The belief that sea power is integral to a nation’s greatness and that naval preparedness is a country’s best and cheapest means of defense, found popular expression around the globe, in the years approaching the First World War.

It is time to become navalism. Build lots of aircraft carriers!

by God_of_Navy September 7, 2016

NORMALISM

Normalism is an ideology vigorously practised by a high percentage of homo sapiens. It was formed organically during the agricultural revolution some 10,000 years ago. Subscribers of Normalism all share similar doubts & fears, behaviour in social settings, sleep schedules, meal times, exercise schedules, addictions, social media consumtion, vocabulary etc. Many people are members of Normalism without conscious realisation, their beliefs are past on ancestrally. The tight Normalism belief structure is very effective for controlling people and keeping societal order. School systems and people in higher power enjoy the ease of control over Normalists like a sheep dog and its sheep. Normalist will have negative feelings as they witness someone not conforming.Contradiction to Normalism such as doing push ups in a supermarket will cause Normalists to feel funny inside and stare as they whisper something to the person next to them. Unfortunately the pressures of Normalist duties will keep one to a mediocre life, traits beneficial for conquering and success like candidness, obsession ,excessive ambition, lack of fear, aggression etc, are frowned upon by the Normalist community. One must resign from their duties under the Normalist regime if they wish to rise above in life, exiting is very difficult, it takes will power and undisputed belief in oneself. You will experience presence of envy and anger from Normalists as you begin to change and elevate.

PERSON 1: "Did you just go for a 20km run at 3am?! That is insane, You should have been sleeping!"

PERSON 2: "You sound like a member of Normalism. I do what i want, don't get in my way."

by vinnycassel February 13, 2022