normalism

The state of being normal, after an odd situation.

Cpl Delvalle returned home from a day of work to normalism.

by Robert W. Martin April 11, 2008

NORMALISM

Normalism is an ideology vigorously practised by a high percentage of homo sapiens. It was formed organically during the agricultural revolution some 10,000 years ago. Subscribers of Normalism all share similar doubts & fears, behaviour in social settings, sleep schedules, meal times, exercise schedules, addictions, social media consumtion, vocabulary etc. Many people are members of Normalism without conscious realisation, their beliefs are past on ancestrally. The tight Normalism belief structure is very effective for controlling people and keeping societal order. School systems and people in higher power enjoy the ease of control over Normalists like a sheep dog and its sheep. Normalist will have negative feelings as they witness someone not conforming.Contradiction to Normalism such as doing push ups in a supermarket will cause Normalists to feel funny inside and stare as they whisper something to the person next to them. Unfortunately the pressures of Normalist duties will keep one to a mediocre life, traits beneficial for conquering and success like candidness, obsession ,excessive ambition, lack of fear, aggression etc, are frowned upon by the Normalist community. One must resign from their duties under the Normalist regime if they wish to rise above in life, exiting is very difficult, it takes will power and undisputed belief in oneself. You will experience presence of envy and anger from Normalists as you begin to change and elevate.

PERSON 1: "Did you just go for a 20km run at 3am?! That is insane, You should have been sleeping!"

PERSON 2: "You sound like a member of Normalism. I do what i want, don't get in my way."

by vinnycassel February 13, 2022

Normalised Kunis Unit

This is a standardised unit of measurement for the hotness of a female, based on Mila Kunis being a 1, anything hotter being above 1 and anything not as hot being below. Also known as a NKU.

It has been discussed at length and there is no mathematical comparison between the 0-10 scale and the Nominal Kunis Unit scale. Save yourself the time and don't bother, it's mathematical anomaly.

"Emma Stone is a 0.7 NKU"

"Margot Robbie is definitely a 1.1 NKU"
"I disagree I think she is only a 0.9 Normalised Kunis Unit"

by Dg3097 November 24, 2014

Normalizing the vector

Masturbating.

"Homework? No, just normalizing the vector."

by natthulhu March 27, 2009

Normalsee

Seeing what you consider to be a bit of what you think is normal in this drastically changed world.

Finally I got some Normalsee watching Pat and Vanna on TV, and it for some strange reason was comforting.

by Cadillac Crumb June 12, 2020

Nargalism

sporadically passing out in any situation or place.

"Man, I have a bad case of nargalism"

"Nargalism to the max!"

"I'm about to Nargalize"

by Awayboardn April 8, 2009

normalize discomfort

Training through deliberate practice that results in associating uncomfortable feelings, thoughts, and body sensations as routine and not something to be avoided.

I wish he would stop bitching about the heat and learn to normalize discomfort.

by physicaltherapist1 November 19, 2015