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necrosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to dead people(most likely ranging from the time they died to up until they are 2-3 days bernie). This type of person may often have the intentions of having sex with the corpse(i.e. necrophilia).
Jim: Did you see that one goth-looking guy who attended your cousin's funeral a week ago? I noticed a questionable look in his eyes as he was looking at her in the casket.
Eric: The fuck?! Don't be a fool! He was just mourning like everyone el... Oh yeah THAT guy. Hmm yeah I also noticed something suspicious about him. By the look in his face, he was definitely not mourning. He was also staying in front of her a little longer than us and the other mourners and he almost looked like he was about to hump the casket.
Jim: So all of this indicates that he's...
Eric: Right! That he's a NECROSEXUAL.
Jim: I thought as much. There's some pretty sick fucks out there in the world.





Mark H. Urban Addict since February 2004.
by Mark H November 1, 2004
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narusexual

A person, normally a crazed fangirl, who dreams about and would like to perform any sexual deed with any character from the anime/manga Naruto and Naruto Shippuden. They are normally fans of hentai, yaoi and yuri. They also make noises such as "fangasms" when excited by the show and/or manga. They also participate in things like roleplay and read fanfiction.
Fangirl 1: Oh my god, I love Sasuke so much!

Fangirl 2: Wow, are you a narusexual?
by Shikatard September 15, 2011
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nerdosexual

A heterosexual male who is getting enough sex to not need to go out and look for it, often times not needing pron to survive, hence, when presented with a picture of a naked woman with some sort of technology, they will notice the technology first.
My girlfriend surprised me with a 360 Elite and some slinky lingerie for my birthday.

Yeah? What was she wearing?

Oh, you know, the normal black case and silver CD tray.

You are such a nerdosexual.
by The_Colonel October 14, 2008
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Narcisexual

Narcisexual, rooting to the word of Narcissist (loving yourself), means you are only sexually attracted to yourself. (Also see Narciromantic)
"I think he's Narcisexual. He's never slept with anyone and he said he masturbates all the time."
by True One June 23, 2015
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Narsexual

Being sexualy atracted to narwhals.
Last night I saw Jake masturbating to Animal Planet again...I think that boy's a narsexual!
by Figure.10 July 8, 2009
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Narcissexual

When you love yourself so much that you only want to fuck yourself, or someone like yourself.
Those two guys in the corner of the bar must be narcissexual, because they look like each other and keep making out.
by Dmoneyrainsonhoes November 10, 2017
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Necrosexual

Being Sexually Attracted to a Necromancer.

The attraction is not based on Gender but rather the subjects ability to wield the dark art of Necromancy.
Amnirin: Did you hear about the Necromancer that came into town this morning?
Ithon: You mean the one with the cute butt?
Amnirin: That's the one! I need to wed me a Necromancer one day. I guess that makes me a Necrosexual
Ithon: Girl, Same.
by Generally A Gamer October 17, 2019
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