Fapportunity

The fapper's perfect time when nobody's home and is ready to fap

My mom and dad are going to work, this'll be the perfect fapportunity

by JerkCough February 7, 2012

snapportunity

The opportunity to take a snap, for snap chat.

"That was an amazing snapportunity, I can't believe I missed it!"

by vhs2015 June 21, 2014

naportunity

The small window of time where you're able to squeeze in a nap.

It's getting too late in the day for my nap, I think I missed my naportunity.

by Cupcake1010 March 12, 2017

apportunity

The opportunity to create an app that has none be made yet.

There is no app on the iphone for measuring penis size with the camera. This is a great apportunity to make some hard cash.

by Misterque December 25, 2011

fapportunity

The window of time in which one is afforded the chance to masturbate (fap). Feminine: fipportunity.

My roommate is going out for dinner and I have the place to myself. What a great fapportunity.

by shuamu May 12, 2016

nappartunity

An out-of-blue chance to take a refreshing nap

A whole row of seats was empty on the flight to Milwauke. What a great nappartunity!

by manton12 January 5, 2014

Fapportunity

A moment during a media experience when the viewer is propted to masturbate. I.E. a gratuitous movie scene or a video game gesture that pauses perfectly.

Finding the model viewer mode in Arkham Asylum proved to be a lovely fapportunity.

by SEANR0CKS June 6, 2019