Someone looking particularly unattractive, usually early in the morning or late at night. Characteristics include squinty eyes, hair pressed flat against head, puffy features. Usually the result of poor or no sleep and/or way too late/early to be up and moving around.
She washed her face and brushed her hair, but a naked mole rat still stared back at her in the mirror.
After playing video games all night he was more naked mole rat than human.
That's not a baby! That's a naked mole rat!
After playing video games all night he was more naked mole rat than human.
That's not a baby! That's a naked mole rat!
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person 1 : oh my god what is that it looks like the devil has come from hell arrrghhh!!!!!!!!
person 2 : nah it's just a naked mole rat
person 2 : nah it's just a naked mole rat
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"here fucking naked mole rat closed right on my dick!, it fucking tore it off!"
"i am one ball less because of her naked mole rat."
"i am one ball less because of her naked mole rat."
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Man, Hunter wanted to make his and Krystin's five month anniversary something special so he tried riding the naked mole rat. Poor guy ended up in the hospital because of it.
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