Short for "pre-nuptial". It is a document that you get BEFORE marriage. It exists for the purpose of protecting you in case of divorce.
It is for this reason that only fools don't get a pre-nup. Pre-nups are created to protect major assets such as a house or anything that gives you a lot of money. Pre-nups make it so that your wife doesn't take everything from you, including your testicles, in the event of a divorce (and with a 60%+ divorce rate, that's a pretty likely event).
Unfortunately, there are many courts who just throws out the pre-nups. Usually for any reasons too. They might throw it out because your kids are staying with the wife (and trust me, they will be awarded to her) or because you're successful or just because she's a lazy bitch who refuses to find a job. And if the court doesn't do it for the previous reasons, she can just make a false claim of abuse or just a fear of it. After all, they won't question her on it.
While pre-nups do get thrown out a lot, many courts also respect it. So just get the damn pre-nup. What do you have to lose? Besides protecting you, it will also reveal a lot about your wife if she refuses to sign it. If you're one of the fools who think your wife-to-be would just want a quiet divorce, then I hope you're not bitter when you takes you for everything you worked for your whole life.
It is for this reason that only fools don't get a pre-nup. Pre-nups are created to protect major assets such as a house or anything that gives you a lot of money. Pre-nups make it so that your wife doesn't take everything from you, including your testicles, in the event of a divorce (and with a 60%+ divorce rate, that's a pretty likely event).
Unfortunately, there are many courts who just throws out the pre-nups. Usually for any reasons too. They might throw it out because your kids are staying with the wife (and trust me, they will be awarded to her) or because you're successful or just because she's a lazy bitch who refuses to find a job. And if the court doesn't do it for the previous reasons, she can just make a false claim of abuse or just a fear of it. After all, they won't question her on it.
While pre-nups do get thrown out a lot, many courts also respect it. So just get the damn pre-nup. What do you have to lose? Besides protecting you, it will also reveal a lot about your wife if she refuses to sign it. If you're one of the fools who think your wife-to-be would just want a quiet divorce, then I hope you're not bitter when you takes you for everything you worked for your whole life.
It's funny, but a few decades ago, pre-nuptials were made to protect women against men in case of divorce.
It's ironic that men are the ones who want a pre-nup the most now.
It's ironic that men are the ones who want a pre-nup the most now.
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nup - (1) interjection (2)adjective:
1. Negative, no, to convey disagreeance.
2. Gives the subject a bad characteristic, feeling or appearance.
1. Negative, no, to convey disagreeance.
2. Gives the subject a bad characteristic, feeling or appearance.
In the case of (2) this is a contextual word, ie: the use of the words around it define the exact meaning of nup.
Examples:
"You're nup" - The person you are saying this to is in some way undesirable, or is saying/performing/has performed something undesirable.
"Nup. This is nup." - Use of both word types is achieved here. The first occurance (1) showing disagreeance to something, followed by (2) to show that "this" is "nup" or undesirable.
Examples:
"You're nup" - The person you are saying this to is in some way undesirable, or is saying/performing/has performed something undesirable.
"Nup. This is nup." - Use of both word types is achieved here. The first occurance (1) showing disagreeance to something, followed by (2) to show that "this" is "nup" or undesirable.
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Get the Nup mug.1)A word said to someone who has either said or done something stupid, gay, ridiculous or asks a question already answered multiple times.
2)Expression of disbelief, usually over something too good to be true.
Can be described as another way of saying 'get out'.
2)Expression of disbelief, usually over something too good to be true.
Can be described as another way of saying 'get out'.
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Person2: Ok NUPPP
2) Person1: I drank 6 four lokos, 24 beers and was only buzzed last night.
Person2: Nup
Person2: Ok NUPPP
2) Person1: I drank 6 four lokos, 24 beers and was only buzzed last night.
Person2: Nup
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