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noseless under-beard

the ungroomed pubic hair of a female.
Karen decided to shave her noseless under-beard in order to keep an active sex life.
by Dr. Aba August 14, 2010
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noseless

Owner: Look, my dog has no nose!
Friend: How does it smell?
Owner: TERRIBLE!
by J MAN!!! January 17, 2005
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noselaugh

a laughing technique where all the sound of the person's laughter comes through the nose. A very subdued demonstration of mirth.
The best example is the song in the movie "Mary Poppins", where Bert is describing ways that people laugh. He mentions and demonstrates people who laugh through their noses.
by Anne Ringer March 24, 2005
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nosser

compete Idiot
Moron
Person of Limited intelligence
you are a nosser - you are a fool
That nosser over there fancies himself
I wouldn't half be a nosser if I went out with him
by Percy Sugden June 10, 2006
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Nisselue

1: Rød lue, ofte med hvit dusk.

2: Kallenavn på forhuden på penis.
For mye nisselue, eller sagt på en anne måte, litt for mye forhud.
by SortEngel December 25, 2011
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nussel

The muscle you pull when you nut(ejactulate).
Yo bro I was jerking it last night and pulled a nussel.
by Doorknob dick mick May 21, 2017
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Nessel

Also known as Ness, P-Ness, Loch Ness Monster

1. A decrepid caveman who clubs the fuck out of babies.

2. A teacher at RHS who is half myth,half legend. He screws in bolts with his bare hands and according to folk legend, threw a lawn mower across the room single handed. He also lifted a Jeep by himself onto a jack with one hand.

3. An ex NFL player, number 61. The biggest motherfucker to come out of Penn State without roids. He is the smallest of three brothers, at a mere 7'11" and 350 lbs.

4. Mr. Larson from Happy Gilmore. The guy with a nail in his head.

The guy probably can't jerk off cause he can't get his hand around his log.
1. "Man, where's Ness?"
"He's in 'the cave' again."
"Ah shit, there goes my little brother!"
"Eh, he fried out your 360, fuck him."
"Oh yeah. Fuck him."

2. "I've never seen Mr. Nessel before."
"NEVER CALL HIM MR. NESSEL. EVER."
"I heard he threw a lawn mower across the room?"
"Yeah, that's what happens when you throw enough shit at him."

3. "Ness, did you ever kill anyone in the NFL?"
"*Groans like a retarded caveman."
"Silly Ness."

4. "I believe that jacket belongs to Mr. Gilmore, Ness"
"Ugh ugh ugh QUIT SCREWIN AROUND!"
by Anchovie December 26, 2007
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