Noots

Short for the trail called NCC-1701 at Crotched Mountain.

"Dude, do you want to hit those sick rails on Noots?"

"Sure"

by stalin_ussr January 4, 2021

send noots

when you just want a fucking picture of Pingu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"send noots bitch"

by Send_n00z_benches January 5, 2017

Noot Noots

Another term for a male genitalia, similar to; nuts, gonads, etc.

John: I'M GONNA KICK YOU SQUARE IN THE NOOT NOOTS!
Joey: NO PLEASE!

by BillyGreaves October 16, 2015

saltae noots

big salty nuts that girls love

the man showed his saltae noots and the woman jumped all over him.

by g niggra September 21, 2011

das noots

German deez nuts

"Mien für, have you talked to Miester D yet?"
"Nien, who is this Miester D?"
He is the Miester of Das Noots!"
Jeffery died the following hour.

by A big chicken May 22, 2016

Tis Noots

A formal (archaic?) way of saying the informal: Deez Nuts

Allow us to go for tea. But first, let me adjust tis noots

by Rilakkuma99 June 17, 2016

Face Noots

Pictures of ones face for another persons personal pleasure

“Give me face noots Sebastian,” his girlfriend said. So Sebastian went and took pictures of his face to send to her.

by duopsji March 7, 2019