Nokia

An indestructible, deadly weapon

" Watch out! He has a Nokia! "

by Soccerhead88 December 14, 2013

persona non-nookie

When a woman is in a relationship, she no longer is attractive you, hence relegated to the friend zone.

Randal: You became persona non-nookie to me the minute he started diddling your pooter.
Emma: So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it?
Randal: Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way...

by Justinsideyou November 13, 2019

sneak a nakie

When you're naked and want something from downstairs, and the roommate is out (but could be back at any time). You then run downstairs to "sneak a nakie."

I don't want to get dressed, but our breakfast is downstairs and I don't want the cat to get it. I'm going to sneak a nakie!

by fendermatt May 25, 2009

Novie

Pronounced (no-vee-ay)
Partner, significant other, joyfriend, etc
Gender neutral version of the spanish words novio(boyfriend) and novia(girlfriend).
Some spanish speakers add an e to the end of words to make it gender neutral (eg. Latine)

Mi novie se llama Jack.

My novie is named Jack.

by cruel_bean October 22, 2020

nookielear fallout

When a woman becomes very excited to the point where her love nectar shows on the outside of her pants.

Vrin: I couldn't believe Sally Sue when she came home from her job interview.
Jadu: How dat?
Vrin: She said the guy inteviewing her was a real turn on and when she got up, the interviewer told her to go to the bathroom and attend to her nookielear fallout. She was real embarassed and almost threw up on the guy.

by jethrojones December 12, 2007

nokiaphobia

a fear of the nokia brand of phone,ranging from any one in the range except the N69. the only known cure for this phobia is by laying in a warm bath of frogs spawn

that guy has nokiaphobia

by paul the mighty egg layer March 11, 2009

nakie

the act of wearing your birthday suit

"Are you nakie under there?"

by Hayley Hawkins April 19, 2006