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When you get hit by a mobile phone in the head from over 12 feet away. The mobile phone doesn't have to be made by Nokia, it could be made by any mobile phone company. To "Nokie" someone you must also cause some physical bruising to the head. Which is why it takes incredible skill to "Nokie" someone.
If you hit someone with a mobile phone from over 12 feet away you would shout: "YOU JUST GOT NOKIED!". Or if you were the person who got hit you would say: "I just got nokied!".
Nokied by XeonNyle April 5, 2010
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nokie dokie 

Nokie Dokie is used to express disapproval. Not okay.
1st person: I'm sorry about last night, are you still coming by later?

2nd person: Nokie Dokie, I need some time.
nokie dokie by Curtmac18 December 8, 2016
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A fucking asshole, which will never ever be a good friend or help you when you are down. He simply is someone you don't wanna meet.
How do you call an asshole?

Nokidog!
Nokidog by Nokidog March 20, 2021
The name of a god. Hearing his name, Nokie, produces subconscious orgasms - that's why you like it.
Hear the musicality of Nokie. Repeat it, feel it - live it.
Nokie by Lack of sleep1 November 24, 2021
A word used by a Chunky 9 year old, literally that means “knocked” but spelled incorrectly.

Describing an object that gets demolished “sometimes for no reason at all”
Just last year I built a very legendary structure in Minecraft, now it needs to get Noked.
The High School that has been around since 1953 got Noked for no reason after 70 years and in good shape.
Noked by BlackBirdWiles January 29, 2024

Okie-y-nokie 

Drugs that are at their Best , the best around.
Last weekend my best friend snorted some okie-y-nokie , and we was lit from fri-Sunday !
Okie-y-nokie by anonymous October 27, 2023
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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