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When you get hit by a mobile phone in the head from over 12 feet away. The mobile phone doesn't have to be made by Nokia, it could be made by any mobile phone company. To "Nokie" someone you must also cause some physical bruising to the head. Which is why it takes incredible skill to "Nokie" someone.
If you hit someone with a mobile phone from over 12 feet away you would shout: "YOU JUST GOT NOKIED!". Or if you were the person who got hit you would say: "I just got nokied!".
Nokied by XeonNyle April 5, 2010
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nokie dokie 

Nokie Dokie is used to express disapproval. Not okay.
1st person: I'm sorry about last night, are you still coming by later?

2nd person: Nokie Dokie, I need some time.
nokie dokie by Curtmac18 December 8, 2016
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A fucking asshole, which will never ever be a good friend or help you when you are down. He simply is someone you don't wanna meet.
How do you call an asshole?

Nokidog!
Nokidog by Nokidog March 20, 2021
The name of a god. Hearing his name, Nokie, produces subconscious orgasms - that's why you like it.
Hear the musicality of Nokie. Repeat it, feel it - live it.
Nokie by Lack of sleep1 November 24, 2021
A word used by a Chunky 9 year old, literally that means “knocked” but spelled incorrectly.

Describing an object that gets demolished “sometimes for no reason at all”
Just last year I built a very legendary structure in Minecraft, now it needs to get Noked.
The High School that has been around since 1953 got Noked for no reason after 70 years and in good shape.
Noked by BlackBirdWiles January 29, 2024

Okie-y-nokie 

Drugs that are at their Best , the best around.
Last weekend my best friend snorted some okie-y-nokie , and we was lit from fri-Sunday !
Okie-y-nokie by anonymous October 27, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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