nickelbacked

when you are about to leave the bar, and you buy a bunch of nickelback songs on the jukebox for the sorry folks you're leaving behind.

--"how you remind me is playing and i'm the only one here beside the bartender. :/"
--"sounds like you were just nickelbacked"

by enlightenme April 15, 2012

90's Nickelodeon

The time when Nickelodeon was worth watching. It featured shows such as Are You Afraid of the Dark?, My Brother and Me, Alex Mack, Ren and Stimpy, Doug, Salute Your Shorts, etc. Now Nickelodeon has sold out and if they brought back the old shows, their network would be doing better.

90's Nickelodeon rocks my socks off!

by Nickisan April 28, 2006

Nickelodeon

A channel that has sold out to the max. Used to have great shows like salute your shorts, pete and pete, and doug. Now they have these stupid mindless cartoons that would put a kid with adhd to sleep.

6 year old kid: Nickelodeon is my favorite channel!

Me: My young friend, you shall never know.

by tintle September 12, 2004

NickelBackBlumpkin

The Act of receiving a bumpkin from a black girl in a port-a-potty

Joe: Gooley, is it true Sam finally became a man last night?

Gooley: No, all he got was a NickelBackBlumpkin.

Sam: Shut up, it got me tits!

by Fricken May 18, 2010

Nickelodeon

Used to be a classic favorite by all, it canceled all of it's good shows such as Welcome Freshmen, Salute Your Shorts, Rocko, Ren & Stimpy, and Nick Arcade. They started to aim towrds the sterotypical children that were spawning from somewhere. They began covering the new "pop" (aka. crap, homo-gays, %*&*) groups that were spawning from the same place as the sterotypical children. They struck back with Invader Zim, but was canceled because the type of humor flew right over the little kids heads. It now hold the personal record by about every person in America above the age of 13 as the worst television station and ahould be plagued with head cancer.

Nickelodeon REALLY sucks now.

-Me, 1990.

by Tonku January 29, 2004

nickelodeon

Once, in a time long ago, a time called the 90s. There was a channel, it's name was Nickelodeon. It ruled all cartoon channels in that long ago era. With shows like Rugrats, pete and pete, AHHH real monsters, doug, and one of it's final great shows, invader zim. From the era spaning 1990 to 2003 it was the suprime cartoon channel. But after the end of the 20th century nickeldoeon started to go down a dark path. canceling all it's great shows and replaceing them with bad animated shows and aweful teen shows. Around 2003 nickelodeon tried to make a come back with invader zim, but the new generation of 7-year old teen wanna bees soon dismissed the show. Today nickelodeon is down a path it can never return from...

Never forget the shows you grew up with. Never forget that era.... Nickelodeon 1990-2003

by the wise teller of tv December 31, 2007

Nickelback Greatest Hits Album

Nickelback got together and created a CD of there best hits, unfortunately in the end this CD was released with 0 songs on it, as Nickelback has no great hits

smith: "did you get that Nickelback Greatest Hits Album yet?"
Johnson: "you mean the one with 0 songs on it, thats that shit, that Nickelback pays you to buy because it's that shit?"
smith: "yes that one"
Johnson: "yea i got it yesterday"

by T-Unit45 October 31, 2009