NFM

No F'in Memory

Memory Sweater chick poor remind

I had to remind this chick so many times about the sweater she promised to knit me.... cause she had NFM (no F'in memory)

Memory Sweater chick poor remind

by go bbluth June 4, 2014

nfm

abbreviation for "new from manufacturer"

I just bought this laptop off Ebay. It's opened but NFM.

by illestfob February 29, 2008

NFM

acronym for "nifing much"

-hey

-Hey

-what u up to ?

- nfm

by jebus-boii October 17, 2008

NFM

An abbreviation for 'Not Fucking Me'. It is used whenever you want to make it clear that you are unavailable for a particular task or option or title.

In terms of task:
"Who's gonna clean this shit up?" "NFM!"

Or in reference to a title:

"You a bitch!" "Who me? NFM Not fucking me! Wrong person! "

by MuffinTop Miza May 6, 2015

nfm

"nice flat midriff"; used only for girls

Dude, I wish I had that girl's body, shes got such an nfm!

by Mallorey April 21, 2005

Nfm

Never fucking mind

Person A: what did you say?
Person B: nfm it doesn't matter

by ItsErinBitch August 4, 2019

NFMS

Prison

I'm gonna escape from NFMS
Wow did you know whatsername gave a bj in nfms?
NFMS is my home now

by Ryan the prick April 19, 2018