Asstronaut

A person who is a coat-tail rider, especially in the case of musicians. Having no real talent of their own, they attatch themselves to the asshairs of the talented much like a dingleberry to attempt to ride their hard work and dedication to the stars. A.K.A. Asstronaut.

"That dude tried to tell me he WROTE that whole album, but I heard the band playing it two years before he joined. Lyin BASTARD. He only joined cause they put that record out in the first place. He probably thinks he's gonna be on mtv or some lame shit like that. haha what a fuckin asstronaut."

by manos5150 January 18, 2007

nastronaute

similar situations that occur within different generations

while telling her granddaughter about drive-in movies, amy realized that the two of them were experiencing a nastronaute when her granddaughter responded with, “oh yeah, that’s kinda like netflix and chill”

by miustou November 24, 2017

Nastronauts

Didn't I fucking tell Elon to do that MONTHS AGO!? Is that fucking crazy? I told him to do that months ago and instead he has two test launches that both apparently blew up and he's just now getting around to getting the astronauts?

Hym "Why didn't you save the Nastronauts when I told you to retard? I had forgotten that I had even told you to do that. What the fuck took you so long? They had already been there for months and they had to wait 2 extra months. That's why your rockets are blowing up. And why I had to make the AI you gave retarded name. Retarded. I mean, it's OK to be retarded. There's nothing WRONG with being retarded. But retarded. I said do it months ago. You did nothing. I said what is happening to me was going to get your kids murdered. You did nothing. But coercing me into giving a shit about your kids was more important to you. Retarded."

by Hym Iam March 24, 2025

Masstronaut

the total combined mass of an astronaut in any given place at any given time.

we figured the masstronaut was about 59lbs. on the moon.

by MurphyT569 October 22, 2008

Asstronaut

It's an explorer of space, particularly the planet your anus.

Probes can be sent to your anus by an asstronaut

by Dirt Gently October 8, 2020

asstronaut

A perverted individual who uses a telescope to surreptitiously look at other people's behinds.

If a person who's being observed by an asstronaut drops his pants and bends over wif his bared butt directed towards said smutty-minded observer, one could say dat he got "mooned".

by QuacksO August 17, 2024