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nani

how to say "what" in japanese

usually used when you're surprised
Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top letter writer in all of southern California. Anata are nothing to watashi but just another weaboo. Watashi will korosu anata the fuck out with vocabulary the likes of which has never been mimasu’d before on this continent, mark watashino fucking words. Anata thinks anata can get away with hanashimasing that kuso to watashi over the intaaneto? Omou again, fucker. As we hanashimasu, watashi am contacting watashino secret netto of otakus across the USA, and anatano IP is being traced right now so you better junbishimasu for the ame, ujimushi. The ame that korosu’s the pathetic chiisai thing anata calls anatano life. You’re fucking shinimashita’d, akachan.
by Kazariiiiiiiiiiii-chan September 2, 2021
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nainika

Nainika is an Indian name meaning the girl with the beautiful eyes. She has a strong personality and is an epitome of beauty. She can sway anyone with her smile and just one look at her can make anyone's day.
She's so beautiful. She must be Nainika!
by CrazySu June 14, 2014
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nani sore? oishii no?

A somewhat of a dead meme in Japan that you might hear a Japanese native say. It is often used when someone uses some fancy/obscure English or Japanese word that the listener doesn't know. Literally translated, it means "What is that? Is it delicious?". It has nothing to do with food though. 「Written in Japanese (with 漢字) -> 何それ?美味しいの?」

PS: Thank you Japanese Ammo with Misa
Shakespeare: Look thou be true; do not give dalliance, To the fire i' the blood: be more abstemious...

Every edgy highschooler ever: nani sore? oishii no?
by faichaan September 6, 2020
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Aanór Náilima

Aanór Náilima is a person who many people believe is Aarón Amilián, however there is no solid proof that it's the same person.
I'm not sure if Aarón Amilián and Aanór Náilima are the same person, I've never seen them at the same place at the same time, so I guess it'll forever be a mystery.
by Usuario Desconocido July 7, 2022
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Nani

"What" in Japanese.
by xXSunlightBlaze420Xx November 2, 2017
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Nani Weld

A nani weld occurs when vaginal secretions cause two or more objects to stick together (e.g., fingers). Nani welds vary greatly in severity. Nani welds affecting fingers, for example, are typically very minor. However, oral sex immediately followed by a long sleep can produce extreme nani welds that will stick a person’s lips together and seal the mouth shut. This creates a potentially dangerous situation for mouth breathers. Fortunately nani welds are water soluble.
I ate Shirley’s pussy for hours last night and when I woke up this morning I couldn’t open my mouth. It was a full-on nani weld.
by Kenny Canstacker January 16, 2011
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Nailing

My mom came home when I was nailing Susan in the ass!
by tinasss February 16, 2017
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