by Johnson Rod August 16, 2006
B N W N - This lolord means simply Bad News / Worse News. Usually it is a very direct prologue to sharing two pieces of information - the former bad, the latter worse. Each are actually informative, shedding new light on some matter. Sometimes, in a philosophical or poetic sense, B N W N indicates an double irony, an unavoidable truth about life that is not news at all, and neither good nor bad, but just fate. In either case, B N W N is best received while ellipsicated, to take a little bit of edge off the circle of life.
First use (actually informative) - (You finally take the call from your stockbroker who is managing 99.9% of your life savings in a dodgy fund.) He says, "B N W N." You reply, "Ok, B N first." He says, "That investment is too risky. You could lose 80% of everything, if you leave it in too long." You reply, "Oh, that is not too bad. Just let me know when it will happen. Give me the W N." He says, "Ok, I can tell you when." You say, "How is that B N? Just tell me when". He says, "It has."
Second case (blatantly obvious and unavoidable, so not news and just neutral fate) Ted, "Bud, I have some B N W N for you." Bud, "Well, ok, lemme have it, B N first." Ted, "Bud, I am gonna die." Bud, "Ted, that is horrible, I can't think of anything worse you could tell me, so I'm ready for the W N." Ted, "Bud, are you sure?" Bud, "Ted, yes of course, I am ready." Ted, "Good, then I am glad to tell you.... so are you."
Second case (blatantly obvious and unavoidable, so not news and just neutral fate) Ted, "Bud, I have some B N W N for you." Bud, "Well, ok, lemme have it, B N first." Ted, "Bud, I am gonna die." Bud, "Ted, that is horrible, I can't think of anything worse you could tell me, so I'm ready for the W N." Ted, "Bud, are you sure?" Bud, "Ted, yes of course, I am ready." Ted, "Good, then I am glad to tell you.... so are you."
by nothinc April 17, 2019
"New World Order'
Back when WCW (world championship wrestling) was still around (and was sooooo much better than WWF) some of the greatest wrestlers formed their own "gang' called NWO. Some included where,...Buff Bagwell, Scott Steiner, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash, and many more.
Back when WCW (world championship wrestling) was still around (and was sooooo much better than WWF) some of the greatest wrestlers formed their own "gang' called NWO. Some included where,...Buff Bagwell, Scott Steiner, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash, and many more.
by Cheryl G August 18, 2005
The world of professional wrestling, AKA homo-erotic man beatings, does not own this little abbreviation. Or more specifically it did not coin the phrase. It was perhaps the illustrious Woodrow Wilson who first used this phrase in a memorable moment. At the end of the Great War (WWI) the world was indeed ripe for the blessings of a new world order, a brave new world to be ushered in by Wilson’s brain child- The League of Nations...too bad the US never joined this little club. The frightening little phrase has since been spat out by just about every two bit dictator and ambitious jerk out there. It is also to the name of a song by the band Ministry. No, dear friend, the WCW did not invent this phrase just shortened it to fit your attention span and redesigned it to entice you into watching two mean get all oiled up and tug at each other’s spandex shorts. Oh and, Novus Ordo Seclorum, the words beneath the unfinished pyramid on the back of the $1 bill is latin for, "new order of the ages". And in the other corner we have Sting...his body all exposed and his face all painted up for you. NWO4L!
Bush Sr. said the following about Iraq War I, "this war is a rare opportunity to move toward an historic period of cooperation. Out of these troubled times...a New World Order N W O can emerge."
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