3 definitions by Johnson Rod

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A hobo who fucks women for there saber-toothed pantie crickets and keeps them for pets and puts them on steroids
Hey look at that smellybastard
by Johnson Rod August 12, 2006
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When a man's penis becomes erect, he squeezes his balls to the closest wall and yells out "Oh sweet Jesus" "balls to the wall" can hurt and end up in painful surgery in a gynecolegists bedroom.
Geez Fred, when you took that 60 foot drop on your tri'cycle your balls actually stuck to the wall. U were balls to the wall erific!
by Johnson Rod August 11, 2006
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Nuns With Ass, or Nuns With Alcohol
When I went to church, i saw N W A all over the place!!!
by Johnson Rod August 15, 2006
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