myranda

A species of earwig.
Generally has an annoying laugh, and many braces.
These earwigs tend to make their home on the pubic hairs.. of dead animals.
by KrystallyDYLAN July 28, 2008
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Myranda Moment

A Myranda Moment is when you have your phone in your hand and ask where your phone is. Then you realize it's still in your hand.
I had a Myranda Moment when I thought I lost the cast iron pan. But then remembered that I was using it to cook my food in the oven.
by TheOriginalGamez October 22, 2020
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Dirty Myranda

When you tell a man you are going to have sex with him for money but rob him instead
Damn that bitch on meet me gave me a dirty myranda... better luck next time
by XxderriksxX April 10, 2020
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