my friend

What you call something that seems to want to get too close, too often. In the extreme case, it's your 'Special friend'

Damn! This pool chlorinator wants to be my friend!
(Looks down, dog humping leg) I think Vern's dog wants to be my Special friend.

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

my friends

the beginning of every sentence John Mccain makes

My friends, I'm an old fart and can't run a country for shit. And if I could, I'd die in my first year in office.

by Doug Gorilla February 21, 2008

My friends

An expression used by a person who has no friends.

"I believe in America, my friends."

by That One For President October 8, 2008

my friends

non-existent

Me: i’m gonna go see my friends at a party or something
Me walking into a party: hey guys, I’m her-
Also me: oh wait i have no friends
* cries in mo bamba *

by sisterslurp May 18, 2019

My friend

He is a very kind person that will go out of there way to be there for you. They will swerve many arguments just to keep you happy. They have the most amazing eyes and if they being nasty you not showing them the love they deserve back and you are sorry. They are very intelligent and loyal and a great friend to have . They are the most amazing people that you owe your life to.

My friend

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 9, 2020

My friends

Fake

My friends suck

by Hairy Cheeto October 30, 2019

my friend

When used by John McCain talking to a crowd of retards, it means "Fuck You" -

John McCain: "My Friend, I never called Barack Obama a nigger, to his face"

by Harry Munster January 22, 2009