My Sweet Summer Child

This is usually said when someone displays naïvety and innocence about a specific topic.

Person 1: “holy shit, that guy must goon every day!”
Person 2: “What does goon mean?”
Person 1: “Oh, my sweet summer child…”

by mezz_.o June 14, 2025

doing my bit for the child effort

wanking into a pot at a sperm clinic in order to make test tube babies.

'Been down the sperm clinic again Bert?'
'Just doing my bit for the child effort Roland.'

by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

why does my family treat me like a red headed step child

Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️

Why does my family treat me like a red headed step child, I talk good!

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

have my children

The phrase you use when someone is so unexplainably attractive to the point that you must anchor them to yourself permanently, such as by having children together.

Them: *looks at you with those sexy bedroom eyes*
You: “omg, have my children”

by PoppiBoi December 23, 2021

swallowing my children

When a girl eats/ drinks your cum

My girl was giving me head when I suddenly came in her mouth she swallowing my children

by Flyboy54 March 17, 2015

all my children

The bast damn soap opera ever. It is mainly about the life of Erica Kane and the townspeople of Pine Valley, Pennsylvania.

All My Children is aired at 1 pm local time.

by AMC LOVER June 10, 2004

shoot my children

To masturbate (you 'shoot' your semen (potential children) when you ejaculate).

Dude1:After seeing Audrey Tautou's nude scene, I feel like shooting my children.
Dude2:You sick bastard.
Dude1:I meant whackin' it.
Dude2:You sick bastard.

by Jimmy Pop March 4, 2005