Creamy Mutton Chops

The 'Creamy Mutton Chops' is a sexual move in which two males ejaculate in either ear of a partner in such a way that the semen drips down the side of their face, creating the impression of sideburns or 'Mutton Chops'

Jeff: 'Me and Ray got sick of spit roasting Cindy so we pulled out and gave here the creamy mutton chops!'

Boof: 'yeeeEEEESSS!!!!'

by phatdik January 18, 2009

mutton chops

large sideburns, almost connecting at the chin, aka "lamb chops", or "muttons"

Damn! John Quincy Adams had some gnarly mutton chops!

by paulieD February 28, 2008

mutton chops

sideburn-moustache combination which can be found on such awsome musicians as Ian Fraser "Lemmy" Kilmister.

dude 1: wow, u seen that guys facial hair?
dude 2: yeah! he has kick ass mutton chops!

by chinbeard September 4, 2010

mutton chops

females pubic hair extends laterally from her swimsuit

I saw this chick walk down to the beach with this big fur burger and two mutton chops hanging out out the side

by dedidik December 9, 2010

mutton chops

When one shaves their pubic area half assed such as just cropping the top of the vagina and letting the rest of the forest grow wild.

Tom cruise likes girls with mutton chops.

by The duzde September 28, 2008

mutton chops

sideburns that usually apply to gay people or faggots, example: elvis.

Todd's mutton chops kick ass

by Patrick February 22, 2005

Mutton Chopping

When a male gets a girl to reach climax by rubbing his mutton chops on her clit.

Hunter was Mutton Chopping Maddy last night because she needed help.

by Brdmn68 June 2, 2018