Musser

A sexy beast

Damn, did you see that musser by the pool?

by Admiral Dicksmack April 1, 2009

Mussle Shuffle

A pantless german on ecstasy holding a spoon.

Colin is a mussle shuffle just like hitler.

by Michael Shapard April 28, 2005

Brent Mussberger

A jack-ass commentator for ABC who has a fast growing drinking game named after him as of 2007. Known for his use "Parder" and horrible banter with Jack Arute, this man has clearly been exposed as the lesser half of the team since his "Pardner" Keith Jackson retired in 2006

If I ever saw Brent Mussberger at a game he was calling, I would punch him in the face while he over-touted the Big 10.

by Scott Ladd December 3, 2007

Jake Musser

Thinks they are a gift from god and usually are
constantley gets it for hacking.

Just one of those little things you don't want around.

Likes to draw penises

Guy 1: look at that Jake musser

Guy 2: Yeh, let's leave

by DonPhornyman October 17, 2018

mustler

A drug dealer that sells musty drugs or smells musty.

Jim bought some weed from his dealer, but then it turned out that the niggah was a mustler.

by t0xxic September 18, 2007

musserm

A sweaty ball sac between legs after a long run.

I had a musserm the other day, then I did yoga and put it on my chin.

by Skyler Johnes March 9, 2011

mustler

1. Adjective

Describing someone as "Muscular" or "More Muscular" quickly and under your breath. (Usually to a nearby confidante)

Pssss.. Psssst... look grrrl he mustler than Taylor Lautner!

by GymRoomPeeper July 30, 2011