Pulling Mussels

They do it down on Camber Sands
They do it at Waikiki
Lazing about the beach all day,
At night the crickets creepy
Squinting faces at the sky
A Harold Robbins paperback
Surfers drop their boards and dry
And everybody wants a hat
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet

Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Shrinking in the sea so cold
Topless ladies look away
A he-man in a sudden shower
Shelters from the rain
You wish you had a motor boat
To pose around the harbor bar
And when the sun goes off to bed
You hook it up behind the car
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
Two fat ladies window shop
Something for the mantelpiece
In for bingo all the nines
A panda for sweet little niece
The coach drivers stand about
Looking at a local map
About the boy who's gone away
Down to next door's caravan
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell
But behind the chalet
My holiday's complete
And I feel like William Tell
Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet
Pulling mussels from a shell
Pulling mussels from a shell

by Death Menace February 14, 2023

mussel

1. seefruit; belonging to the family of bivalves, like clam
2. a womans genitalia

1. gee, your mussels tastes salty
2. gee, your mussel tastes salty

by dutchpantyraider December 15, 2011

firing off some ass missels

when you have been cramping and you sit on the throne and take a dump and it violently shoots out splashing in to the toilet bowl like a rocket shot in the water usualy accompanied by a loud fart and a splash in the bowl all at the same time.

oh oh man I need to go in the bathroom that burger king breakfast is going right through me
ok
whats that noise
oh dont go near the shitter vins in there firing off some ass missels

by [e-mail] February 2, 2009

Musselburgh Roundabout

A group of guys sitting in a circle wanking each other off

Rumbles and scotty invited some guys round for a musselburgh roundabout

by biggestbud87 August 7, 2011

Musselwhite

1)A good man, who doesn't always act his age, but is still loved anyway. Not everyone gets his jokes, but he can always make someone smile, whether because of his comedy, or because of the fact that he cares so much.

2) All of the first definition, plus being a member (or the leader) of a War of 1812 reenactment group.

1) That Musselwhite...I don't get his jokes all the time, but he sure knows how to make me smile. :)

2) Hey, you know our reenacting Sergeant is a Musselwhite, right?

by StarDragger December 17, 2008

Musselman

The act disappearing after drinking for an excessive period of time; usually after overreacting to any number of small events directly linked to his/her own doubts and insecurities...

He had such a logan day that he musselmaned right out of here.

by AUPAPA April 11, 2007

Mussel fest

Mussel fest :the opposite of sausage fest,were a party is composed only of female

I went to that club not knowing it was a lesbos club! What a mussel fest!

by Sasenlanus July 16, 2014