When a guy is getting his dick sucked and quickly removes his penis and spins around then proceeds to quickly shove the females face in between his ass cheeks and blows a huge fart.
Andrea was giving Ricky fellatio when he abruptly pulled out to give her a smelly dust musket, Andrea then vomited and passed out.
by Gerkster1983 May 13, 2016
Get the dust musket mug.A sexual act, typically performed in the Appalachian region, whereas the male half retrieved his wad of chewing tobacco from his mouth, places it in the rectal holster of the female, and the proceeds to pack it in with his penis.
“I just used the shitter after my cousin Bonnie Sue, and her shit smelled like wintergreen chew. She must’ve gotten a Kentucky musket loader last night!”
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by Sanfred March 23, 2010
Get the Musket Ball mug.Home Defense Musket: Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
by Fueled by adhd November 11, 2021
Get the Home Defense Musket mug.A person who seems to be attractive with their mask on, but when they lower their mask, you realize they are actually quite unattractive. Derived from "Meiskeit," a Yiddish word for ugly person.
That chick looked so hot, but as soon as she pulled down her mask I realized she was a hideous maskite!
by nicetea May 3, 2021
Get the maskite mug.The musket occurs when the condom slips off while having sex with a girl, unbeknownst to both partners. The man, unaware of the event, pushes the condom deeper and deeper inside of her with each following thrust, simulating the packing of a musket.
by Cawthon2007 October 26, 2011
Get the The Musket mug.A musket is a small cardboard tube (one typically found in a pack of RAW cones)with a filter, filled with the weed left over from rolling a cone or joint. Using a "ramrod" the weed is packed down and the tube is trimmed. A Muskets resemble a one hitter but can last for multiple hits.
Some guy with a Confederate flag cowboy hat wanted to smoke weed for the first time so I packed him a musket. Two hits turned him into general Lee.
by gilman_god January 19, 2019
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