3 musketeer sword fight

When a girl gives handjobs to three guys at once

I was in a 3 musketeer sword fight at the dance.

by Lashed November 19, 2016

ass musketeer

An inconsiderate shitbag. Someone who champions the cause of dicking other people over or fucking with their otherwise well-meaning lives.

Did you see that fucking ass musketeer cut me off?

by acceljunky June 6, 2011

butt musketeer

One man who deligintly intrudes the anus of another man.

Skinny and price are some butt musketeers!

by Thekilz348 September 14, 2016

fudge musketeer

A man that likes anal sex.

Lance says to his boyfriend "You are the BEST fudge musketeer to bareback me in a long time!"

by Fudge Musketeer August 2, 2006

Frosted Musketeer

After cumming up your girl's poop shute, she shits out a frost covered turd.

My girl left a Frosted Musketeer on my roommate's pillow.

by brewdogg December 27, 2009

Three musketeer

When three gay guys have an orgasmic butt sex. Usually the last guy jacks off or waits until the other guys are finished before having his turn.

Bob, Rob, and Billy Bob had a three musketeer last night, and I don't mean the candy ;)

by josh frito October 30, 2007

The musketeer

When you put gunpowder down your urethra with a ramrod and ejaculate, launching the gunpowder all over the girl's face.

person 1: I feel like musketeer
person 2: you are 400 years late buddy
person 1: no you fucking idiot, I ejaculated gunpowder over her face. you know "THE MUSKETEER"

by JimmyLongson February 6, 2020