Similar to the Tennessee Muzzleloader, the Millennial Musket-loader involves an liberal vaping art student engaging in doggy-style sex with a female. While having sex, the male pulls his penis out and places a couple drips of his favorite vape juice on the woman's asshole, and proceeds to shove the vape juice into her body with his penis essentially "loading the musket". If a juice with high nicotine content is used, both participants can expect to experience a significant nicotine buzz.
I was banging some girl from the local vape shop last night, and she let me give her the millennial musket-loader.
by Chuck Milonakous March 01, 2017
An absolute wretched act where one is having safe, consensual sex with their friend’s mother, but proceeds to shave their pubes and insert them inside of her vagina whilst thrusting upon her. (Side effects may include) rug burn, hair in your urethra, ball entanglement, pubic nesting, bird chirping.
Figure 1: “I’m gonna give your mom the good ol’ Louisiana Musket Loader.”
Figure 2: “I don’t even know what that is.”
Figure 2: “I don’t even know what that is.”
by Your.local.dumbass November 26, 2021
When you are making love to your girl and you sneak a high dip of Skoal Long Cut in your mouth. You then bend her love and after about 5 pumps, pull out and put the tobacco on the end of your winner and pack that in tight. "Like packing a Musket"
by JDMKNASH January 12, 2022
You pick up some random chick and go to her place or a hotel once you get her going and your gettign it on ask her if shes ever tried the black powder musket loader. "pull out put your dip on your dick and stuff it in her"... don't forget to hold on.
by cali5000 September 21, 2009
When a male partner is fucking female partner doggie style, and well fucking the male removes chewing tobacco out of his lip and packs her asshole with his tobacco, and he cums.
by Truly Defined March 07, 2021
Just like the original Montana musket loader but with an added twist. You need 5 Man Dimes to perform this feat. One to be loaded and 4 to do the loading. Each of the 4 loaders puts the Copenhagen in their mouths while the recipient gets on all fours, ass up. All 4 Dimes at once spits the tobacco on the brown eye and stuffs it in as far as they can with all 4 cocks at once.
Man, Mitch got fucked up last night. He let all four of us give him the quadruple Mitchell musket loader then he blew it all out on the wall and passed out!
by Dr. Dangler February 10, 2021
When you take some trapadactyl to the traphouse for a lovely evening of hotrails and methsex. The actual act is when you are fucking your sacknasty and are about to bust a nut you pull out and jamb a meth shard into your pee hole and jamb it back into the little disgustsfuck. Bonus points if you hit the dangly-dangly thing in the back of her throat.
by Beefcake_520 July 29, 2022