rustlin' the love muscle

masturbating.

1. "I was feeling lonely at home last night so i started rustlin' the love muscle."

by slimkillz October 23, 2011

muscle bottom

A real tops dream in the gay community. Usually a thick man with a phat booty who takes the dick like a champ. Associated with power bottoms. Not to be confused with earlier stereotypes of skinny twink bottoms. Thick and muscular men are the best bottoms.

I don't want any of those twig figure dudes, I wanna smash that muscle bottom right over there!

by Walaboom January 21, 2017

muscle wedgie

A wedgie in your muscles and/or brain

Linda worked very hard today she must have a big muscle wedgie

Susan did a lot of sit ups at the gym she'll have a big muscle wedgie tomorrow!;)

by ilikeanan September 6, 2016

Musclegod

A man who is extremely muscular. His muscles exceed those of any other male, often to an embarrassing and/or erotic degree. Often use to describe just how muscular a guy is, that they could be considered a god.

Damn, have you seen how massive Matthew is? He's got so much hulking muscle, I'd say he's a musclegod.

by Electrofluf July 11, 2010

muscle blaster

1. a large penis that fires scroatmeal in successive blasts (see: Peter North)

2. a Tropical Smoothie menu item consisting of strawberries, banana, and choice of protein

She jerked my banana and rubbed my strawberries until my muscle blaster delivered her choice of protein.

by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 3, 2018

Muscle memory

When you done something repetitively until it is automatic

"Dude how did you do that?"
"With muscle memory!"

by aslpaul3939 June 18, 2020

muscle-worship

vb. also muscle-worshipping,

1. The admiration of muscles.
2. Feeling the tightness and strength of a particular muscle (biceps, triceps, etc.)

Similar to body-worship, but the person being worshipped is flexing his muscles. It's usually not as sexual as body-worship because it's focused mainly on how strong and defined a particular muscle feels; although many people do get aroused by this.

Usually performed by the person who loses in a contest of strength.

After Jim beat Jon arm wrestling, Jim flexed both biceps in a victory pose and made Jon perform muscle-worship on them and feel the definition; then Jon grabbed one bicep ball in each hand, squeezed them with all his might for a full minute, and still couldn't get them to budge. Jon was impressed by Jim's strength, and Jim was impressed at Jon's muscle-worshipping skills!

by paulflexes July 31, 2007