MurRing

You know when you finish peeing and the last dribble makes a pee ring on your boxers where your pecker touches the cloth. That is a MurRing.

Greg Jones has the first ever observed case of the MurRing. And after pointing this out he says, "My MurRing is exposed!"

by Chris Jones Murrel October 30, 2008

marryingjean

marryingjean is a tiktoker that almost has 1k followers, they deserve every ounce of love because they are so perfect and beautiful. Their content is amazing and never fails to put a smile on my face. Kudos to marryingjean.

Yo marryingjean is so perfect its so crazy.

by saturns.rings March 1, 2021

Marrying Milk

When African American men marry white women for the following reasons: prestige among the African American community; a genuinely perceived rise in status by other African American men; and most importantly, to cover up "their blackness". As opposed to "Mud Sharks" (extraordinarily ugly Caucasian females, rejected by Caucasian men, that marry African American men for perceived attention).

Marrying Milk: Two friends, one Caucasian, one African American, broach the subject of female variety they particularly enjoy dating. The white man responds, "Italians, English, and Eastern Europeans". The white man wonders what type his friend likes (..."slanky, busty, thicc?" ). The black man reveals demurely, "I like Milk.. Just Milk." The black man can sense from his friend's silence, that he is completely unacquainted with his particular vernacular. For emphasis, the black man demonstrates by miming milk being poured over his arm. "I want to be covered in WHITE..." the black man continues, in euphoric bliss, "...Now you get me? I only like WHITE women!!". His friend pauses, then widens his lips into a knowing grin. The black friend continues, and inches closer, as if to strengthen their bond. "You know. My girl, the one coming today is a "Mud Shark". "And I like it -- she means a lot. No complaints...AND I get a lift in "my" community. Later, man...you come out and hang with us. Alright?" A droning buzz marks the end of the shift. The two friends rise from a comfortable recline, stretch their weary bodies, and proceed toward an enclosed space lit by sparks, to the hum of drills. The friends become swallowed by a sea of working men of all races and backgrounds, as they follow the dim fluorescent glow of the factory.

by Just getting along May 22, 2022

is marrying the homies gay

Marrying the homies is completely straight because it’s your homie

After my homies wife left I though is marrying the homies gay and then I realized it’s not he’s your homie

by Hot_possum_sex August 22, 2021

marrying kind

Someone love being marrying and usually more in love with the idea of marriage.

That actor is the marrying kind that he's on his five marriage.

by spen53 May 14, 2018

murrayism

From a Buddy who can't type in email. typically leading to -2 in banter.

Now were bantering. Patriots start camp next week...ahhhh The cowboys will
be sick if the get heart "The Freak" if you will.....so will you?

by Keith November 24, 2004

Merrying

Unprotected Sex in a small, confined space- often a toilet cubicle.

Dude, I can't believe you Merried (Merrying) her last night, that cubicle was so damn small!!

by ZookeeperBK February 18, 2011