Murph

To pop Ecstasy. To take Ecstasy.

I'm gonna Murph tonight.

by Darminder November 1, 2006

Murph

Someone who deserves to have their cheerios pissed on.

Ima get that murph.

by doggfight November 2, 2010

Murph

When you fart while sitting in a bathtub, then you eat the bubbles.

Andy murphed while in the tub last Tuesday.

by nevermuphed August 31, 2010

Murph

To be left in the lurch by someone who is a supposed friend. Or to be blown off by same said friend.

I go out of my way to make sure I'm here early and he fucking murphs me!

I was supposed to hook up and get some weed from him but he murphed me.

by Danny Ditched March 30, 2005

Murph

Cool new word we invented for a pussy.

Man, I could eat this chick's murph for days.

by Legendary Films September 20, 2004

Murph

To Murph is to steal one's seat just before they sit down in it.
Can be associated with the word 'snake'

Person 1: Hey come and sit down

*someone Murph's a seat*

Person 2: Oh no! I've just got Murph

by ZackyFlanners August 15, 2016

Murph

To Squirt onto a persons face, laugh at them, and walk away.

Claud murphed me pretty nasty with the sun tan lotion the other day.

by WCS May 8, 2006