Closet Muppet

A slightly less charismatic, less attractive muppet who instead of being featured onstage is confined to the closet. Closet muppets are similar to other, more popular muppets, except that they lack the strong personalities, or they have slight cosmetic inconsistencies, such as the eyes are on crooked. The term generally is used to refer to people who are odd, unusual or have characteristics similar to a closet muppet.

Kermit: Are there any cute girls in your class?
Gonzo: Nah, they're all closet muppets.

by SuperSonicNoise February 26, 2010

Baby Muppet Faced

Is a person that resembles a Baby muppet character

Did you see that Baby Muppet Faced female ? That's gonzo when he was in diapers ,that's what Lil K-Tone said !!! !!!! !!!

by Da S.I.C Mista December 25, 2018

Muppet

A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.

Don't talk to me like ya know me, ya muppet

by Lloyd (Stallion) Salas November 14, 2002

Muppet Teeth

Teeth that are widely and evenly spaced apart, like that of a Muppet.

Roxanne uses twine to floss her Muppet Teeth.

by Douche Davies January 1, 2009

Muppetting

Forcing your hand and eventually the arm into the anal cavity so far up that you now have total control of the mandible, enabling muppet like actions.

My shoulder still hurts from muppetting her last night.

by JustinSideher July 18, 2014

Muppet Neck

when white boy be all at the disco

You Know how white boys Be all, like, at the disco?, they gotta get out there and work their muppet neck

by ajrodz February 13, 2015

Doom Muppet

A person who never brings any joy.

Someone who can never see the good side of anything - while at the same time contributing nothing of use or having any talent.

The studio manager should lighten up - she's a right doom muppet.

by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004