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Muppeted

A swift, dominating, and intellectually profound experience for one individual when another exercises their high debating skill and detailed knowledge about an argued topic resulting in not only an obliteration of the other person’s position but also their entire world view.
I got Muppeted when I tried to tell John that he was wrong about socialist economic policy.
by stillrecovering August 28, 2018
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muppets

An alternative term for idiot or moron. Usually used in the UK to describe someone who is incompetant or gormless. Taken from the name for the popular Jim Henson Puppets.
"You bloody muppet!"

"That temp agency has sent us nothing but muppets."
by PRAEst76 February 10, 2005
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Muppetize

Muppetizing is the process of poorly singing a song in an almost mocking fashion to the extent in which your voice resembles one of a muppet.
by NeptuneLord December 28, 2020
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The Muppet

The act of reaching up your female partners ass while you are having vaginal intercourse and jerking yourself off. The masturbation aspect may also be handled by a third party, in which case it is called the "Puppet Master".
My girl's pooswa is looser than Gandalf's sleeves. The only way I can get off inside her is by giving myself the muppet.
by Falter Ego September 8, 2007
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muppet

a person who defies explanation with regard to common sense and logic, exhubing an air of confidence that is mutually exclusive to that of their accomplishments or ability
what the hell is Emma doing, can she not see that if im not at my desk I can not answer my phone, she is such a fucking muppet
by boss hog August 1, 2004
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muppetational

That which pertains to muppets, and is fantastic.
Fraggle Rock is muppetational!
by fragglerocker08 May 1, 2010
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Muppet

Someone who is useless until you shove your fist up them - Just like Kermit !
He's a complete muppet
by Steve Mc March 25, 2003
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