muppeting

(verb) to finger-fuck a small person so vigorously that through the combined motion or their own climax, they flail around and yelp like a muppet. The person fingering is the muppeter, the person being fingered is the muppetee. Past tense: muppeted.

I hooked up with Janine last night. She was so into it I ended up muppeting her.

by Edward Lindemunder November 30, 2005

Muppetastrophe

A disaster or catastrophe caused by a muppet

Oh dear, this really is a muppetastrophe

by Jamie Poulton January 25, 2009

Muppeting

When you put your hand so far up a girl's vagina (or boy's rear) that you can manipulate their mouth to move with your fingers.

Holy shit that girl is so hot. I would spend all day Muppeting the SHIT out of her.

by Bear von Erck May 12, 2011

muppetitis

A medical condition in which the sufferer takes on the traits of muppet: being silly. Muppetitis very contagious.

Hind has muppetitis.

by TheMuppets October 28, 2009

Muppetbot

Muppetbot: When a company uses untrained chatbots or so-called artificial intelligence to interface with customers for support, to save money. For example, FaceBook's (Meta Inc's) alleged non-existent support for paid advertising customers.

Example 1: 'Are you a FaceBook chatbot? Please escalate' (ignored)

'I tried to get online tech support. Based on the responses, I believe it wasn't human and a little dim. I assume its a Muppetbot

by Muppetbot June 21, 2023

muppetina

a flippin muppet! literally and amy is one foreva haha jkin xx

amy is the biggest 1! and shes a winkle basher! muppetina!

by tonestar123 July 6, 2006

muppetable

Someone who could easily be transformed into a muppet. Often someone with greatly exaggerated features, like crazy hair, a big nose, etc.

"With his huge nose and wild and crazy hair, Dave is quite muppetable."

by Joel67 December 25, 2007