man camping.a camping trip with men only, no women. the opposite of mamping is wamping, camping with women. common mamping activities include drinking, shooting and talking shit.
" can I bring my girlfriend with us this weekend?"
"fuck no bro, this is a mamping trip, not a wamping trip. and don't bring any of you faggot ass emo friends!"
"fuck no bro, this is a mamping trip, not a wamping trip. and don't bring any of you faggot ass emo friends!"
by pistola April 9, 2008
Get the MAMPING mug.Your muming is an urban game played from a vehicle. Usuall directed at chavs, townies or any group of yobish youths; your muming is a chance to return some abuse.
Whilst driving past a large group of the above mentioned sub-human species, the driver should slow down, and a passenger in the rear should roll the window down, and in a pretenscious snobbish voice shout "I say old chap, Your mum" at which point the driver will accelerate and depart quickly.
Your muming is an entertaining game, however participants should never conduct this activity in their own area, or else retribution may follow (If they can spell retribution that is) Please note this activity is only to be conducted against people who deserve it, attacking random members of the publinc in this manner will have you branded as low class chav scum
Whilst driving past a large group of the above mentioned sub-human species, the driver should slow down, and a passenger in the rear should roll the window down, and in a pretenscious snobbish voice shout "I say old chap, Your mum" at which point the driver will accelerate and depart quickly.
Your muming is an entertaining game, however participants should never conduct this activity in their own area, or else retribution may follow (If they can spell retribution that is) Please note this activity is only to be conducted against people who deserve it, attacking random members of the publinc in this manner will have you branded as low class chav scum
by Huggie Monster December 28, 2005
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When you accidentally fuck your mum and then cum in a bucket and feed it to your 2 year old sister/niece and then walk her to school then punch a teacher in the face while singing “Miss my wigga” to a hench black guy then suck his dick (say no homo after) then end the day watching game of thrones re-enacting sex scenes with your dead nan.
son: mummy
Mum: yes Adolf
Son: what can I do for my birthday
Mum: invade Poland ?
Son : nah can we go cum mumming
Mum: ur mum gay lol
Mum: yes Adolf
Son: what can I do for my birthday
Mum: invade Poland ?
Son : nah can we go cum mumming
Mum: ur mum gay lol
by Phil mygootch May 7, 2018
Get the Cum mumming mug.diggin up a corpse, affixing your friends lips to any sphinkter, and stomping on the stomach to send a (not-so) fresh shot of bodily contents into their mouth.
by hawk March 26, 2005
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Get the mumfing mug.You and your buddy go out to a grave yard and dig up a woman that's about 2 weeks dead. She needs to not be rotted and dried up. Then you lay her out on the ground spread eagle with pants/panties removed. You place your mouth on her vaginal region and get your buddy to jump on her stomach. The flowing of the beautiful juices will commence. Swallow.
by coalminer April 24, 2005
Get the Mulping mug.the art of having sex with a mother. This doesnt necessarily have to be there own, but anybody that they are aware of being a mother. mummed bummed bumming
by Kris Ryan March 20, 2008
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