Have anal intercourse, when finished, use a towel or toilet paper to wipe off your penis. For the brief moment it is covered in cloth, it has been mummified
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A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.
A mummified person estimated to be 4,300-year-old was found at the bottom of a 15-meter shaft in a recently uncovered group of fifth and sixth dynasty tombs near the Step Pyramid at Saqqara. It’s the oldest and most complete mummy ever found in Egypt.
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"There's that guy from work I was telling you about the one that wears the same clothes all the time and has black teeth, it's the mummified cat man"
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"Autoerotic mummification is getting very popular amongst middle-aged men."
"Autoerotic mummification, while great fun can also be very dangerous. It's the leading cause of death for men 15-55 in Japan."
"Autoerotic mummification, while great fun can also be very dangerous. It's the leading cause of death for men 15-55 in Japan."
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Come'on, why are you so dummified you don't know when to shut up?!
John Smith's friends were are dummified when faced with a sophisticated question they just stood their, dummified.
John Smith's friends were are dummified when faced with a sophisticated question they just stood their, dummified.
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