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mumping

Brit slang for begging stuff, usually used to refer to policemen extracting low-value goods or services (cf. mooching)
Local businesses hated Constable Dixon; he was always coming round mumping free meals and cups of tea.
by El Biero April 28, 2006
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Mumping the Gat

When a girl is so desperate she climbs to the top of a flagpole in a snowsuit and sandals so she can pleasure herself with the sandals and top of the pole. Usually done by ex porn stars with very loose pussies that could fit a car. A hummer.
Dude last week I saw Kesha Mumping the Gat on the White House lawn!
by sailboatsmeller August 24, 2010
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Mulingo

Live music bingo; where the title of the song replaces the usual numbers.
Anyone for a game of mulingo?
by Weirdos Bar June 2, 2018
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Muling

The complaining noise a mule makes during stressful work.
A cross between a whinny and a bray.
(Old-English style threat from a recent popular film)
“I wont touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you. Slowly, intimately in every way he knows you fear. And then he’ll wake just long enough to see his good work. And when he screams I’ll split his skull. This is my bargian you muling quim. ”
by Geedud October 11, 2012
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Mulling

The process of going horizontal on a flat surface for a long period of time. An overall feeling of nothing and or being extremely tired to the point of no mobility. There are five stages of this process, stage five being to the point of no return.
I'm gonna be mulling my ass off today after being at the bars last night.
by Tyron Smoochy Wallis October 20, 2013
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muling

The act of having sex which makes you look like Yossemite Sam trying to ride a camel.
I called Cee last night & he didn't answer the phone...He must've been MULING again.

I hear moaning in the next room, they must be muling in there!
by Davebny August 29, 2007
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Mumping

(Aka Man Pumping)
Mumping is the desire, intent, or act of self-pumping one's own penis, in public,but under cover to effectively relieve the buildup of stale semen accumulated in the male testicle(s) by achieving ejaculation. The physical act of mumping plays an important role in brining awareness to the male reproductive organs and the health benefits of male ejaculation. While researchers understand that males can literally ejaculate anywhere and at anytime, the act of doing it in public helps level the playing field between the sexes by removing the social stigma typically associated with "jacking off", or more commonly known as Mumping.
Floyd was caught mumping on the subway but felt no shame.
by ManPump May 15, 2017
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