Noun; A bad handjob
Guy 1: Man, I just got a mullins.
Guy 2: Why? What happened?
Guy 1: Well, she kinda just gripped the tip and ripped down; I don't think I'll be able to piss straight for days.
Guy 2: Why? What happened?
Guy 1: Well, she kinda just gripped the tip and ripped down; I don't think I'll be able to piss straight for days.
by G5Cudmore October 30, 2010
Get the mullinsmug. A current or former student of J.K. Mullen High School. They're named this for their insane notion of clinging to a religious self justification for judging everyone around them. Signs of a Mullinate.
1. They go or have gone to Mullen.
2. They're judgmental to the extreme
3. They're slutty and lose their clothes after one drink.
4. They drive a car that's worth more then your family makes in 2 months......and they're 17.
1. They go or have gone to Mullen.
2. They're judgmental to the extreme
3. They're slutty and lose their clothes after one drink.
4. They drive a car that's worth more then your family makes in 2 months......and they're 17.
"Oh, look at that douchebag with the Lexus, he can't be older then 17.
Don't worry about him man, he's a Mullinate, they're all assholes......and i fucked his girlfriend."
Don't worry about him man, he's a Mullinate, they're all assholes......and i fucked his girlfriend."
by Godwontjudgeyou...butIDO!! June 12, 2011
Get the Mullinatemug. To make an extremely poor decision with disastrous consequences and place the blame on someone else. To knowingly and willfully do something stupid and then act like a victim.
John pulled a real Mullins when he got drunk the night before his first day at the new job and ended up getting fired.
by BTON July 31, 2012
Get the Mullinsmug. To repeatedly call someone until they pick up, or get so frustrated that they won't even talk to you until the next day.
by TheRage April 9, 2007
Get the Mullinsmug. 
adjective - someone who fails in an attempt to be street/gangster/fly. They try, but execution lets them down. Particuarly applicable to white females who seem to think that they are pretty Gangster.
by the notorious P.A.G. December 30, 2009
Get the mullinsmug. by Johnny Cunt Dodger October 22, 2006
Get the Mullinsmug.