Muffed

Verb (past tense): To lightly or forcefully push the back of someone's head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.

That bitch just muffed me.

by Bridgetspace January 6, 2009

MILFED....Got MILFED...?

Mothers who have been categorized as MILFs.

I have been unintentially categorized as a MILF. I wish only to touch basis with other women labeled as MILF's so that we can better understand this trend.

To all you MILF-Hunters. Just because a single mother with a teenager is alone, is not a sign for you to plague and manipulate the situation. Yes, it's flattering and everything, yet what is this trend truly about....?

Thank you for any replies in understanding this....

by Elizabeth August 31, 2004

muffed

to high five someone's face aggressively

damn! he just muffed the bartender!

by deadcaity May 29, 2011

muffed

to expose one's muff, as in a vaginal flashing.

I muffed the sprinkler man when I accidentally left the blinds open before my shower.

by crazy muffer August 7, 2010

mulled whine

when someone unleashes whining that they've had time to think over.

Tom: She sure had a lot on her mind

Joe: Yeah, it was a case of mulled whine.

by Madre Kinse September 26, 2009

Mulled Prawn

A freshly douched vagina.

The wife came to bed and straddled my face with her mulled prawn.

I had a touch of the stank puss but thanks to a little vinegar and water I’ve got a wonderful mulled prawn.

by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021

muled

When one walks through a fart, carrying it with them into another area or room.

Oh, gross! You muled that fart in here from the bedroom!

by spacerockzero November 27, 2011