A lanky catholic man who is commonly mistaken for an asian that tickles the imagination with his graceful and mind boggling comedy. One might also ask, what are three other things about him?! To which I would respond "he has a penis, accidentally chases women through subway stations, and cannot be trusted without a horse by his side. Overall 10/10 would smash if given the chance ;) Also, John Mulaney if you are reading this plz divorce ur wife and call 673-854-1111
sally from group 2's parent: "wow who came up with the name for your reading group sally?"
Sally from group 2: "its that tall asian kid, John Mulaney!"
Sally from group 2's parent: "oh, stay away from that kid! There has got to be something wrong with him, he's asian and in group 2"
Sally from group 2: "its that tall asian kid, John Mulaney!"
Sally from group 2's parent: "oh, stay away from that kid! There has got to be something wrong with him, he's asian and in group 2"
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Get the John Mulaney mug.The Mulaney Test is the informal name of the "worse word" scenario outlined in John Mulaney's hit 2012 standup special "New in Town." Mulaney describes a situation in which he is writing for an awards show and uses the word "midget" in a script. Mulaney is confronted by network personnel and told that he "can't put the word midget on TV" because "'Midget' is as bad as the 'n-word" to which Mulaney retorts "First off: no. No, it's not! "Do you know how I know it's not," I said to him, "is because we’re saying the word 'midget,' and we’re not even saying what the 'n-word' is!"
Finally, Mulaney offers The Mulaney Test succinctly: If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them? That's the worse word.
Finally, Mulaney offers The Mulaney Test succinctly: If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them? That's the worse word.
Z: Man, the boss said some wild shit earlier.
J: Like what?
Z: Well, he was talking about Indians and some other shit I can even say out loud.
J: Oh wow
Z: Yeah, I don't know which was worse
J: Well, per The Mulaney Test, the stuff you won't say out loud was worse.
J: Like what?
Z: Well, he was talking about Indians and some other shit I can even say out loud.
J: Oh wow
Z: Yeah, I don't know which was worse
J: Well, per The Mulaney Test, the stuff you won't say out loud was worse.
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Get the Dirty mulaney mug.Verb: randomly tossing a device playing the song “I’ll Make A Man Out Of You” from Mulan to someone and forcing them to sing along.
*tosses phone to friend*
“YOU’VE BEEN MULANED!”
“Oh shit..... WE MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER!”
“YOU’VE BEEN MULANED!”
“Oh shit..... WE MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER!”
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