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John Mulaney

A lanky catholic man who is commonly mistaken for an asian that tickles the imagination with his graceful and mind boggling comedy. One might also ask, what are three other things about him?! To which I would respond "he has a penis, accidentally chases women through subway stations, and cannot be trusted without a horse by his side. Overall 10/10 would smash if given the chance ;) Also, John Mulaney if you are reading this plz divorce ur wife and call 673-854-1111
sally from group 2's parent: "wow who came up with the name for your reading group sally?"

Sally from group 2: "its that tall asian kid, John Mulaney!"

Sally from group 2's parent: "oh, stay away from that kid! There has got to be something wrong with him, he's asian and in group 2"
by cootercrusher58 November 25, 2019
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The Mulaney Test

The Mulaney Test is the informal name of the "worse word" scenario outlined in John Mulaney's hit 2012 standup special "New in Town." Mulaney describes a situation in which he is writing for an awards show and uses the word "midget" in a script. Mulaney is confronted by network personnel and told that he "can't put the word midget on TV" because "'Midget' is as bad as the 'n-word" to which Mulaney retorts "First off: no. No, it's not! "Do you know how I know it's not," I said to him, "is because we’re saying the word 'midget,' and we’re not even saying what the 'n-word' is!"

Finally, Mulaney offers The Mulaney Test succinctly: If you're comparing the badness of two words, and you won’t even say one of them? That's the worse word.
Z: Man, the boss said some wild shit earlier.
J: Like what?
Z: Well, he was talking about Indians and some other shit I can even say out loud.
J: Oh wow
Z: Yeah, I don't know which was worse
J: Well, per The Mulaney Test, the stuff you won't say out loud was worse.
by PineapplePizza117 July 4, 2022
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John Mulaney

Person 1: whats your religion?
Person 2: John Mulaney
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melayne

Melayne is an amazing girl. She’s hot as hell. She is instagram model hot and beautiful inside and out. She’s brilliant, in more ways than one. She is mentally and physically tough. She can take on and handle more than most people. She is the kind of girl everyone wants and is scared to lose. She is scary amazing. Everyone should strive to be a little more like a Melayne.
Wow that’s got to be “Melayne” because she’s just perfect.
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Dirty mulaney

When a girl is sucking your penis and throws up on it and continues sucking.
Dang bro, she really gave you a dirty mulaney?
by Bigmoochiesauce March 24, 2021
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Mulaned

Verb: randomly tossing a device playing the song “I’ll Make A Man Out Of You” from Mulan to someone and forcing them to sing along.
*tosses phone to friend*
“YOU’VE BEEN MULANED!”
Oh shit..... WE MUST BE SWIFT AS A COURSING RIVER!”
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John Mulaney syndrome

Acts kinda gay but is straight
Tommy: hey bro you act kinda gay sometimes.

Jimmy: Well I actually have John mulaney syndrome!
by Jackson prock September 25, 2020
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