John Mulaney

An Asian, high-waisted, tall child with feminine hips that tries to keep burning the candle at both ends while listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat. His life was forever changed when he went, "Oooooooohhhhhhhhh," and, "I'm sorry!" Overall, he is the tall, lanky Irishman that got pushed by a homeless, gay, AIDS-full man, looks like his kindergarten portrait with baggy eyes and yellowed teeth, and gets confused with a woman a shit ton.

John Mulaney: I'm standing in the basement and I'm holding a red cup - you see in movies - and I'm standing there and I'm holding a red cup and I'm starting to black out and I guess someone said like, "Something, something, police," and in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled, "FUCK da police! FUCK da police," and everyone else joined in: 100 drunk, white children yelling, "Fuck 'da' police," with the confidence of guys that have like already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore. You know that, like "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence, but white children.

by MastermindOfTrouble February 29, 2020

John Mulaney

A high-waisted man with feminine hips who enjoys listening to "What's New Pussycat" on repeat.

Diner Guest 1: Did you see that little asshole John Mulaney who put Whats New Pussycat on the Jukebox 21 times?

Diner Guest 2: At least they put in "It's Not Unusual"!

by MotharChod June 13, 2018

Malaysian Slingshot

This is a two part move. First, tuck your junk under and back and hold your junk back with your butt cheeks. At this point your slingshot is loaded...now just to find a victim. It's best if you find someone's face. Release the tension on your butt cheeks slingshoting your junk forward. Can be an insult or an offering.

I gave that bitch the "Malaysian Slingshot." Damn near took her eye out.

by SourJay June 15, 2010

Malaysian gas blower

When someone places their asshole on a vagina and farts in it.

He gave her a Malaysian gas blower after a large meal of baked beans

by Monsterilla May 10, 2020

Malayah

Malayah is a kind and lovable person who takes things seriously. She is also petty with things especially when it comes to her man.

Malayah blocked her man because he liked another girl while he was with her

by Kk❤ April 2, 2019

Milayna

If you are looking this name up you should know you are a very lucky person to begin with. Milayna is one of the most friendly and personable people you will ever meet. She is super smart and always fun to talk to. It seems like she is always coming up with new ideas and is never short of a weird and witty response to any question you might ask. Milayna is incredibly beutiful even if she doesn’t always know or want to admit it. She’s a sucker for coffee and chocolate and she knows it. You might be tempted to stereotype her, but make no mistake... Milayna falls way above any stereotypes you could come up with.

Considering what you already know it won’t surprise you that Milayna gets a lot of attention, but she doesn’t let it go to her head. She knows how amazing she is regardless of whether or not she admits it, and is just waiting for someone who recognizes this and will appreciate her for how fantastic she is.

Although Milayna is an amazing girl to date, she will never need someone else to be happy. She is an incredibly mature and independent person who is capable of anything she puts her mind to. If you are lucky enough to meet Milayna don’t let her go. Don’t think for a second that she is just another girl you’ve met because you would be terribly wrong.

Guy1: “Who’s that complete package you were talking about?”
Guy 2: “What?”
Guy 1: “You we’re talking about the ultimate girl, who was it?”
Guy 2: “Oh right, yeah her name is Milayna.”

by Epictime100 October 2, 2018

Nak Muay

Thai for "boxer"
also nak muay thai " muay thai boxer"

whether you say nakmuay or nak muaythai is irrelevant. In thailand if you refer to boxing or boxer it is the samething as saying thaiboxing or thaiboxer.

by muaythaiguy February 26, 2009