muffpacker

Someone who hides (or 'packs') things in their vagina. Also used as an insult if someone has a huge, loose vagina and could fit a lot of objects inside.

Guy 1: That slags slept with so many guys
Guy 2: What a muffpacker!

You can be the muffpacker, your job is to hide this gun...

by muffpacker#1 May 29, 2011

muffocate

When a woman sits on a persons face and suffocates them with her muff.

I want to muffocate him later.

by solly99 January 26, 2014

muffcake

An ambiguous snack dessert. It is muffin-esque in consistency i.e. contains chocolate chips, but is frosted like a cupcake.

Damn girl your muffcake is lookin mighty moist.

by Frazznizzle March 2, 2006

Muffcake

Its a cupcake and a muffin combined together. Scientists have made it up and have not yet released it to the public.

The boy bragged about having a muffcake and she did not.

by Bandie4ever October 6, 2010

Mufficate

To suffocate someone/something with female genitalier by covereing the nose and mouth.

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used as an insult :
'watch it mate or ill mufficate you!'

perverts dream (davo):
'I wanna die by muffication'

a put down :
'Your not worthy of me, only of being mufficated'

by ShotgunDave July 15, 2007

Muffocate

The act of being suffocated by the muff.

Dude my last night my girl sat on my face and almost muffocated me.

by J'smainman69 November 29, 2010

Muffocate

When a woman suffocates you with her entire vagina and perineum or when a large lesbian suffocates an opposing gay male in a fight by placing her entire vagina and perineum over the small gay mans head resulting in instant death

Red baron was muffocated by the green bee during their match.

by Joemack28 May 14, 2015