muffiner

when a large polar bear eats a lot of animals out in the woods he starts to become enomrous and explodes

Steven OMFG, i saw a gawddamn muffiner yesterday it was the coolest shit ever !

by H.P. Browning October 5, 2008

mississippi mudfinger

Same as wet waldo. Sticking your hand down the back of someone's pants and violating their anal orifice with your finger.

The lights went out in the elevator, so I grabbed the girl next to me and slipped her the Mississippi Mudfinger.

by Stan B. August 31, 2003

muffling

The feminine version of teabagging.

film me sarah film me!!
#muffling
#Russellhoward
jenny muffled me last night! ~ bob
no way! you're lucky ~ bill

by idudiduididddddddiamjohhnny November 15, 2018

California Mudslinger

During intercourse when a man relives his bowels in a woman's vagina, she then attempts to hold in the fecal matter as long as possible in till it splatters out over the mans chest.

Hey Eddie do you want to watch me get a California Mudslinger from Kim tonight?

Hell yeah dude my chest still reeks from the one Lucy gave me last night.

by bendovermeyers March 23, 2011

Muffling

It’s Tea-bagging but with a vagina instead

“Linda’s muffling Karen again, snapchat it woohooo”

by ZombieSpaceCat 🐰 April 11, 2019

Texas Mudslinger

When you are having anal sex with a girl, you pull your dick out and grab the shit off your dick. Then you tap her on the shoulder and when she turns around you sling the shit in her face.

Did you hear that Laine Texas Mudslingered his girl last night.

by hornyarmadillo March 17, 2011

Mudslinger

A political person who resorts to name-calling and slanderous innuendo in order to make themselves look better at the expense of others. Most often used to describe disparaging
remarks made during the run-up to elections.

"That Hillary, she shore is a mudslinger... Hee Hee Hee".

by Scrabbleddie August 5, 2007