muffinbutt

An affectionate pet name.

"God damn it my girlfiend wont stop calling me muffinbutt!"

by Chrisge April 2, 2008

muffingate

a scandalous situation that occurs when a comely female co-worker or co-ed exposes her whisker bisquit and receives a charge--or even a proposition.

(1)Liza and Dave were alone in the Sauna when we arrived, and, make no mistake about it, Liza didn't make even a half-hearted attempt to cover her cuchi. We're talking muffingate!
(2) "Did you see Liza benching?"
"Yeah, muffingate!"

by T.T.T.--Gankinhisshit October 30, 2006

MuffinBear

A high maintenance, typically spoiled person who has a sweet personality and loves sex and cuddling.

Kelsea is such a MuffinBear.

Her new boyfriend is a total MuffinBear.

by Red dog1 August 27, 2020

muffinate

to procrastinate productively; to avoid work by doing other slightly more pleasurable work

Melissa muffinates when she bakes muffins instead of doing her homework.

Karina enjoys muffinating over haunted houses rather than doing her lab assignment.

by broadwayfilly October 15, 2006

Muffinkat

A muffin with chunks of kit-kat baked into it.

Me: Dude i have the munchies so bad lets make some muffinkats o.o

by mossboss November 6, 2010

Muffincopter

When a girl eats a muffin, and you swirl your cock in a helicopter motion while finishing on her face

I gave that chick a muffincopter last night. Some got in her eyes.

by Girriod February 28, 2011

Muffinbottom

Usually a female, who has a big nice booty.

booty muffinbottom

by Muffinbottom February 28, 2010