Muffet 

Vaginal afro so outta control, all you can think of is Bert & Ernie.

That chick is so freakin raggedy, I bet she's got hella muffet.

Muffet by Hayterade22 October 15, 2017

muffet 

A buffet in a strip club.

muffet

muffet by tokyod July 1, 2010

Miss Muffet 

Another adorably sweet nickname for a cute, puffy and just lovely vagina...

Miss Muffet was feeling a little sore after that pound session yesterday...

Miss Muffet by Muttemor June 22, 2021

Miss Muffet 

A third person term a lady may use when speaking of her pussy in polite society.

Miss Muffet needs some attention. Can I come see you tonight around 11?

Miss Muffet by meganelizabeth July 15, 2005

Little Miss Muffet 

A chick who likes muff diving.

My sister and I had a mutual female friend who was over to the house one day, while our parents were gone, and I was really hoping to score. I got her into the guestroom, and went to the bathroom to freshen up.

While in the bathroom, I heard my sister come home. I heard some talking, and then some muffled groans. When I walked into the guestroom, my little sister was playing Little Miss Muffet on our friends muff. Then our friend asked me to come over there stuff my cock into her mouth.

It's really much more fun to just stop here and leave you hanging!

Little Miss Muffet by Mr. Bill July 28, 2006

Hustle Muffet

A person that does the thing they were going to do while leading you to believe they weren't going to.

Becky is such a {Hustle Muffet} she just makes me so confused.

Hustle Muffet by Imadeyoureadmydefinitionha August 3, 2019

Muffit 

A cup or other such drinking receptacle.

Can I have a muffit of tea please?

Muffit by stotches March 22, 2011